🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther

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After Glacier’s sudden power shift and our bombshell investigation, CATT reached out for an exclusive interview with the man of the hour:
Anarchy — the level 80, challenge-locking, prestige-alleged Kage who rules Glacier from under a blanket of silence (and maybe a discount futon).

We tried to talk.
We really did.
But what we got was not so much an interview… as a masterclass in avoidance, emojis, and personality fog.

📍 THE INTERVIEW (Chronologically, Baby)

🕒 [07:52]
Abby:

“you haven’t answered any of my questions, I can’t do my job like this”

Anarchy:

“I am reading your CATT, please excuse me”
Ah, the sacred art of saying “don’t talk to me, I’m reading the drama you caused.”

🕒 [07:53]
Abby:

“The masses want to know what are your prestige levels and what’s your skin-care routine”

Anarchy:

“Ah ok”
Just “Ah ok.”
Not “here’s my prestige,” not “SPF 30 and blood of my enemies.”
Just vibes. Cold ones.

🕒 [08:03]
Anarchy, unprovoked:

“I didn’t see questions like this when Jile and Alistair locked theirs 😏”

Let the record show:

  • Neither Jile nor Alistair were level 80

  • Neither had the prestige of a cursed economy

  • Neither installed Apoc-themed Kage messages

The people responded accordingly:

🕒 [08:04] – GoahWay:

“Who are you and how do I get you in the gossip thing”

🕒 [08:05] – Anarchy:

“Sorry but what gossip thing?”

Sir.
You are inside the gossip thing.
You're the center of the gossip thing.
YOU QUOTED THE GOSSIP THING.

🕒 [08:06] – Abby:

“My gossip tabloid CATT, link in my nindo”
Anarchy:
“Oh that”

🕒 [08:09] – Abby (re-quoting him):

“You haven’t answered any of my questions, I can’t do my job like this”
Said again, because guess what? He still hadn’t.

🥇 THE “AH OK” DOCTRINE

This man—this frozen bureaucratic deity—responded to multiple direct questions with the same two syllables:

  • Prestige?
    “Ah ok.”

  • Skincare?
    “Ah ok.”

  • Team Rose or Team Lisa?
    Ignored.

  • “Why aren’t you accepting Kage challenges?”
    Silence, broken only by Valrix asking again.

🤡 “Sorry but what gossip thing?”

This might be the most iconic CATT moment of all time.

A Kage, seated in the middle of a scandal spiral, reading the gossip tabloid that is investigating him, asked “what gossip thing?”

Then admitted he was reading it.
Then asked again.
Then apologized.

Anarchy is not dodging questions. He’s somersaulting through them in a puppet costume.

🧊 CONCLUSION: A Kage Shaped Hole in Accountability

We reached out.
We got “Ah ok.”
We pressed harder.
We got emoji history lessons and passive confusion.
We tried again.
He started quoting us back like he was in a chakra courtroom.

This man is holding Glacier hostage with a prestige bubble and “do not disturb” mode.

And CATT will not let go.

🥩 Next time:
We cross-reference login times, BDC edits, and prestige whispers to finally ask:
Is Anarchy… TOA?
Or is he just a lost intern with admin rights?

Stay tuned.
And don’t trust two-word answers from frozen kings.






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