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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther

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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE ❄️“Apoc will make Glacier great again”: The Note, the Kage, and the Billion-Pt Prestige Blockade❄️ By Abby, gossipist, embedded ninja snitch, and chakra-based insomnia case

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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – RIGGAGE, RYO & RAGE 🧨 “BROKE BOT, RICH PIT, AND THE PANDA LEFT IN THE DARK” 🧨 by Abby, recovering sparkle addict and certified bet-cancellation trauma victim

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🔥BREAKING: WHO THE FORK IS MARSHADOW?!🔥 And why is he trying to nerf the sacred blade of BASIC ATTACK?! by Abby, Editor-in-Chief, Anti-Nerf Nun & Righteous Defender of Button Mashers Everywhere 🥔✨

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🐾EXTRA! EXTRA! CATT IS HERE!🐾 Formerly Untitled. Forever Unhinged.

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🔥UNDERGROUND GLORY🔥 Inside Seichi’s Illegal Fight Club, the OnlyFeet Casino, and a 356 Million Ryo Disaster By Abby, Tabloid Tyrant & Glitter-Fueled Infiltrator

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🗞️ SEICHI TRIBUNE EXCLUSIVE “THE BUTT BAN SCANDAL: PEGI 12, MOD ENVY, AND THE CENSORSHIP OF CHEEKS” By Abby, your sparkle-fueled chaos correspondent and currently reporting live from the shadow of a glute-shaped scandal 🍑✨

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🔥🗞️ EMERGENCY UPDATE: SASUKE SIGHTED? MOMOSHIKI MELTDOWN & BDC BETRAYAL! 🗞️🔥 By the gods of confusion and cursed timing—things escalated faster than a Van Goah reunion inside a Taco Bell during happy hour.

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“ALTGATE, PANACEAGATE & THE FASTEST SCANDAL ALIVE: HOW A WHISPER, A DOOR, AND A PILL BROKE THE STAFF LINEAGE IN ONE AFTERNOON” By Abby, sparkle priestess, accidental midwife, and chronically too online Source drop by Mr. Apples, revolutionary, ghost courier, and spiritual menace: “Get em Abby.”

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