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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE ❄️“Apoc will make Glacier great again”: The Note, the Kage, and the Billion-Pt Prestige Blockade❄️ By Abby, gossipist, embedded ninja snitch, and chakra-based insomnia case

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – RIGGAGE, RYO & RAGE 🧨 “BROKE BOT, RICH PIT, AND THE PANDA LEFT IN THE DARK” 🧨 by Abby, recovering sparkle addict and certified bet-cancellation trauma victim

🔥UNDERGROUND GLORY🔥 Inside Seichi’s Illegal Fight Club, the OnlyFeet Casino, and a 356 Million Ryo Disaster By Abby, Tabloid Tyrant & Glitter-Fueled Infiltrator

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID EMERGENCY BULLETIN 🔥 “RIOT AT SECTOR 222: Terrbot Found, Freedom Declared, Pants Optional” By Abby, Reporting Live from the Flaming Core of Tavern Rebellion

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE — MELTDOWN EDITION “Kabuto’s Crash-Out: From Tournament Hopeful to Tavern Monologue Messiah” By Abby Road, Still Reading His Posts Five Hours Later

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – EMERGENCY RAGE DROP “We Were Robbed, Ignored, Gaslit by Patch Notes – and Then Konoki Stole Land Like They Paid Rent!” By: Abby the Wind Priestess, and yes I’m mad on your behalf.

📰 SEICHI GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE 🦦💸 “The Sora Debt Crisis: Lies, Denial, and the Forbidden Donations Clause” By: Abby the Wind Priestess (Yes, that one)

SEICHI GAZETTE SPECIAL FEATURE 📰 “The Pecs of War: Madcrep vs. Apoc – A Battle of Jutsu, Egos, and Unarmored Dominance” By Literally Not Sponsored By Jazu™

SEICHI TRIBUNE – CULT TAKEOVER ALERT “The Nya Insurgency: Frogs Fall, Terriator Converts, and Hazelyn Ascends”

📰 SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – TOTEMGATE CONTINUES “Totems Part 2: Now With 200% More Collateral Damage!”

📰 SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – EMERGENCY ISSUE “Totems: What Are They and Why Are They Hurting Me?”

☀️TAVERN TEA SPECIAL: “SUNSHINE, SAND, AND SLANDER” By: The Nya Times, Sponsored by Moonlight & Misinformation™