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🗞️“CATT is Official: From Forbidden to Featured to FOR HUNTING” By Abby, Numeros of Chaos & Emote Material

on July 16, 2025

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🗞️“Bleach RPG: Graves Likes Us (and Might Be Crying)” By Abby, Diamond-Encrusted Memer & Future GIF Warrior

on July 15, 2025

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🗞️“Bleach RPG: Graves Likes Us (and Might Be Crying)” By Abby, Diamond-Encrusted Memer & Future GIF Warrior

Last time on CATT: We infiltrated Bleach RPG. We got censored. We got told to “post in your journal :)” like it was 2008. And now? We made Graves cry. 💎 First, the Jojo Interruption™ Before we get to the tears and triumphs, Jojo tried to hijack the narrative again with some spicy gem-themed scandal: "Why isn’t CATT talking about the diamond coat cheaters??" Excuse me? Cheaters wearing diamonds?? That’s the kind of headline we live for. I asked for details. I was foaming at the chakra. I even prepared a headline: “Blood Diamond: The Soul Society Edition.” But Jojo, in true Jojo fashion, said nothing. Not a screenshot. Not a whisper. Just another brain-lagged fever dream. Moving on. 🕶️ Graves Reacts: The Article Made Him Cry No joke. We got word that Graves read the CATT Bleach article and LOVED IT. He laughed. He wept. He showed it to his girlfriend. Do you understand the magnitude of this? That’s soul-mate level validation. We make memes, and he sav...

🗞️ CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS TIMES EXCLUSIVE 🗞️ "Dear Mathias Gruber: The GitHub Gospel That Shamed the Staff Shrine" By Abby, Editor-in-Spite, Markdown Enthusiast & Righteous Screecher

You know where most people go to air their workplace grievances? A whisper in the break room. A passive-aggressive sticky note. Maybe a meme in the Tavern if you’re feeling spicy. But one brave, radiant, chakra-blessed soul walked into the unholiest of temples—the GitHub Issues tab—and dropped a 31-line chakra strike that is still echoing through the halls of Seichi’s neglected moderation dungeon. 📌 Read it yourself if you dare: https://github.com/studie-tech/TheNinjaRPG/issues/545 Yes, shinobi. This is real. This is Issue #545 . And this is the only kind of Staff Issue we stan. The anonymous prophet (okay, not that anonymous—it’s Adrian M-Byte , bless your syntax) opens the scroll with a chef’s kiss: “Dear Mathias Gruber,” —a greeting so powerful we had to sit down. That’s Terriator. The Boss. The Big T. The sacred bureaucrat whose communication frequency is set to “GitHub or GTFO.” And Adrian? Adrian understood the assignment. No Discord drama. No vague Tavern ja...

🗞️“BLEACH RPG: GRAVES UNLEASHED (AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHUTS US DOWN)” by Abby, BanHammer Survivor & Professional UI Snob

You ever get invited to a new house, get comfy, see your favorite snacks, and then the host slaps them out of your hands? Welcome to Bleach RPG , allegedly revived by Graves (yes, that Graves—either from TNR or League of Legends, we’re not entirely sure, we didn’t check). Terriator’s name is also attached to this project for reasons unknown, but let’s be honest: Graves is clearly doing all the heavy lifting while Terr is probably just lurking in the CSS files breaking notification icons. So what’s the deal? 💾 Interface: Surprisingly Not Sh*t Bleach RPG launches and the nostalgia hits hard— Core 2 energy all over the place . Let’s talk features: ✅ A better Tavern than TNR (sue me). ✅ Replies that actually work. ✅ You can TAG people like it’s 2025. ✅ Working notifications. ✅ Emotes. That’s right, you can emote at someone like a functioning adult forum. This is revolutionary tech, apparently. The community response was instant: “Where is CATT?!” We heard...

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