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🗞️ CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS TIMES – BLEACH EDITION “ALPHA 2.0 RELEASED, CATT UPGRADED TO BANKAI FORM”

on July 24, 2025

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🧼 “I Need Bleach” — Timers, Exploits, IKEA Breaks & TNR Sidequests By Abby, CATT Journalist, Temporarily on Cooldown

on July 21, 2025

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🗞️“Fleeing, Font Sizes, and Full Speed Ahead” By Abby, Numeros of the Realm, Still With Zero Skills

on July 18, 2025

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🗞️“CATT is Official: From Forbidden to Featured to FOR HUNTING” By Abby, Numeros of Chaos & Emote Material

on July 16, 2025

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🗞️“Bleach RPG: Graves Likes Us (and Might Be Crying)” By Abby, Diamond-Encrusted Memer & Future GIF Warrior

on July 15, 2025

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🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY UPDATE ❄️ OPERATION: KAGELOCK TERMINATED By Abby, investigative penguin, part-time gossip gremlin

Ladies, jonin, and degenerates of Seichi— he’s gone. Anarchy is no longer Kage of Glacier. Was it a duel? A challenge? A revolution? No. It was prestige. And a penguin. Let me explain. 🐧 CATT INFILTRATION: OPERATION FLIPPERS The moment we saw Anarchy was out, I threw on my best black-and-white feathers and disguised as a penguin, waddled into Glacier's plaza, asking, "What the fork happened with the Kage?" Locals were confused, yes. But helpful? Absolutely. And the gossip we gathered could melt glaciers. 💸 6000 PRESTIGE A DAY KEEPS THE CHALLENGES AWAY Turns out one of the former elders was allegedly feeding Anarchy 6000 prestige daily. How? Who? Through what arcane chakra ritual? No idea. But we have the receipts, baby. Screenshots. Time stamps. The logs glow. And why? To keep challenges off indefinitely. To farm dailies. To squat on the Kage seat like it was a frozen toilet in a prestige hoarder's cabin. One of our sources (censored for prot...

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther

After Glacier’s sudden power shift and our bombshell investigation , CATT reached out for an exclusive interview with the man of the hour: Anarchy — the level 80, challenge-locking, prestige-alleged Kage who rules Glacier from under a blanket of silence (and maybe a discount futon). We tried to talk. We really did. But what we got was not so much an interview… as a masterclass in avoidance, emojis, and personality fog. 📍 THE INTERVIEW (Chronologically, Baby) 🕒 [07:52] Abby: “you haven’t answered any of my questions, I can’t do my job like this” Anarchy: “I am reading your CATT, please excuse me” Ah, the sacred art of saying “don’t talk to me, I’m reading the drama you caused.” 🕒 [07:53] Abby: “The masses want to know what are your prestige levels and what’s your skin-care routine” Anarchy: “Ah ok” Just “Ah ok.” Not “here’s my prestige,” not “SPF 30 and blood of my enemies.” Just vibes. Cold ones. 🕒 [08:03] Anarchy, unprovoked: “I didn’t see questi...

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE ❄️“Apoc will make Glacier great again”: The Note, the Kage, and the Billion-Pt Prestige Blockade❄️ By Abby, gossipist, embedded ninja snitch, and chakra-based insomnia case

We received a note. It was vague, panicked, possibly cursed. It said a guy named Anarchy had taken over as Kage of Glacier. That Bara got kicked from ANBU leadership . That the BDC board got wiped . And that Apoc is now in Glacier . I nodded like I knew what it meant. Then I realized I had no fork-clue what any of it meant. So we did what we do best: we sniffed around and found a black ice avalanche of chaos. Let’s set the scene: 🧊 Anarchy — Level 80, Glacier ninja, allegedly prestige-rich, politically violent. 🧊 Challenges? Locked. 🧊 Status? ASLEEP. Literally. 🧊 Message board? “Apoc will make Glacier great again.” Someone’s campaign slogan is now official village doctrine. Cool. 🧊 Prestige? An anonymous screenshot we got at 3am from someone named “t3nT4cLEh0e” shows a prestige stat of 927,653,841,236 Is it real? No one knows. Did we question it? No. We screamed, poured tea on it, and printed it in bold. CATT does not fact-check—we impact-check. ...

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