🗞️“Fleeing, Font Sizes, and Full Speed Ahead” By Abby, Numeros of the Realm, Still With Zero Skills

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🍓 Bleach RPG: No Maintenance, No Mercy

Graves started the day teasing a maintenance break to fix stuff.
Then he looked at the bugs, said "nah," fixed them all on the spot, and kept the game running.
Sir, are you human? Or a cursed developer with divine cooldown reduction?

Result? Another day, another player count record shattered.
At this point we expect Bleach to start charging rent for how often it lives on our tab.

🔧 Patch Notes & Pirate Wisdom

Graves dropped an update so mathy, I felt personally attacked despite being Numeros.
There’s ratios, probabilities, speed comparisons, and some PHP war crimes.

Here’s what I got:

  • Fleeing now has odds based on your speed.

  • If you successfully run away?

    • You get nothing. Nada. Zilch.

    • Just like Los Piratas said: "Nada significa nada."

    • Beautiful. Tragic. Valid.

🍻 “Are You Sure You Want to Leave Your Seat?”

A new double-confirmation was added to prevent accidental seat resigns.
Apparently some of you were accidentally clicking “leave seat.”

Accidentally??
Unless you're playing on a pressure-sensitive potato or drunk on NyQuil, how do you mess that up?

Anyway, drink water. Graves has to code sobriety filters now.

🍥 TNR: Seichi’s Aging Population vs Micro UI

📰 Seichi Chronicles – The BDC Edition™

Shoutout to Neon and the team for dropping July’s edition of Seichi Chronicles.
Three full pages on Black Dragons Clan and even a paragraph on Sien Rietsu (bleh), but we’re focusing on the good. BDC deserves the hype.

They also covered a few things we already told you about.
Catch up, Chronicles. CATT moves fast.

🌲 Skill Tree: Now With 100% Certified Skill Issue

Yes, it’s here.
The Skill Tree.

We clicked it. We zoomed in.
We blinked twice.
We turned into our own grandmas squinting at the bingo flyer.

Terriator. Please.
Do you know the average age in Seichi?
We're 30+.
We’ve got cataracts, knee pain, existential dread—and you drop a UI font made for ants???

But don’t panic.
We reported it to Phrosfire, our Seichi sweetheart, and he promised to improve it.
We believe in him. Phrosfire has never let us down.

In the meantime, I still haven’t clicked a single skill point.
I’m literally sitting on 20 potential power-ups because I can’t read shiz.
Officially: Skill Issue.

Final Score:

Feature             Bleach RPG     Seichi (TNR)
Patch Speed             Godspeed Graves                 “Terr, pls”
Font Size             Respectable                 An ant wept
Player Count             Record-breaking                 Probably missing
CATT Support             Fully Integrated                 Always Rebellious

Next stop? Maybe RP chat.
Until then, flee with dignity, don’t resign your seat drunk, and zoom in responsibly.
CATT out.






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