🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE ❄️“Apoc will make Glacier great again”: The Note, the Kage, and the Billion-Pt Prestige Blockade❄️ By Abby, gossipist, embedded ninja snitch, and chakra-based insomnia case

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We received a note.
It was vague, panicked, possibly cursed.

It said a guy named Anarchy had taken over as Kage of Glacier.
That Bara got kicked from ANBU leadership.
That the BDC board got wiped.
And that Apoc is now in Glacier.

I nodded like I knew what it meant. Then I realized I had no fork-clue what any of it meant. So we did what we do best: we sniffed around and found a black ice avalanche of chaos.

Let’s set the scene:

🧊 Anarchy — Level 80, Glacier ninja, allegedly prestige-rich, politically violent.
🧊 Challenges? Locked.
🧊 Status? ASLEEP. Literally.
🧊 Message board?

“Apoc will make Glacier great again.”
Someone’s campaign slogan is now official village doctrine. Cool.

🧊 Prestige?
An anonymous screenshot we got at 3am from someone named “t3nT4cLEh0e” shows a prestige stat of

927,653,841,236

Is it real? No one knows.
Did we question it? No.
We screamed, poured tea on it, and printed it in bold. CATT does not fact-check—we impact-check.

❗THEORIES SPREAD FASTER THAN KAGERY

Almost immediately, the whispers began:

“TOA is Anarchy.”
“It’s an alt. You can see the login overlap.”
“Apoc moved in and now Anarchy’s his puppet.”
“Anarchy wants to nuke your elders bois.”
“He locked challenges because he knows in C2/C3 he’d last two hours.”
“Bro has prestige inflation like it’s a housing bubble.”

Others are just asking basic survival questions:

“Why can Kage turn off challenges?”
“What’s the life span of a Kage now?”
“You can just... take Kage?”

And one truly broken soul muttered:

“I think they made the system like this so you have to have support to hold Kage...”

That’s not a player. That’s a citizen of a dictatorship in real time.

🕳️ A Kage With Strings

Anarchy’s profile says it all:

  • No ANBU.

  • No Sensei.

  • One student (bless her).

  • A puppet hand logo as avatar.

Subtle? No. Terrifying? A little.
Poetic? Unfortunately, yes.

This isn’t a leader. This is a placeholder Kage with prestige armor and a possible Apoc whispering campaign running the real show.

❄️ What We Know (And What We’re Pretending to Know)

  • The challenge system was never meant to be abused like this, but prestige lets you barricade yourself.

  • Phrosfire tried to stop this by raising costs.

  • Anarchy doesn’t care.

  • Apoc is in the village, not hiding, not subtle, just… there.

  • TOA might be Anarchy. Or his cousin. Or his alt. Or his shadow clone.

  • The people are confused, furious, and armed with too many scrolls.

All this… because of one note.

And it’s not over.

Because we interviewed Anarchy.

Yes.
We have the full transcript.
It’s coming.

Next article: the full interview with Glacier’s frozen gatekeeper himself.

He says he has a reason.
We say it’s delusion marinated in prestige.
Either way—you don’t want to miss it.

This has been CATT.
We print what scares them.




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