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🧼 “I Need Bleach” — Timers, Exploits, IKEA Breaks & TNR Sidequests By Abby, CATT Journalist, Temporarily on Cooldown

🗞️“BLEACH RPG: GRAVES UNLEASHED (AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHUTS US DOWN)” by Abby, BanHammer Survivor & Professional UI Snob

🗞️ CATT SPECIAL REPORT FreeKakashi2025: We Hate Him, But We Hate Injustice More💥 By Abby, Gossip Oracle & Reluctant Defense Attorney

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE ❄️“Apoc will make Glacier great again”: The Note, the Kage, and the Billion-Pt Prestige Blockade❄️ By Abby, gossipist, embedded ninja snitch, and chakra-based insomnia case

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – RIGGAGE, RYO & RAGE 🧨 “BROKE BOT, RICH PIT, AND THE PANDA LEFT IN THE DARK” 🧨 by Abby, recovering sparkle addict and certified bet-cancellation trauma victim

🔥BREAKING: WHO THE FORK IS MARSHADOW?!🔥 And why is he trying to nerf the sacred blade of BASIC ATTACK?! by Abby, Editor-in-Chief, Anti-Nerf Nun & Righteous Defender of Button Mashers Everywhere 🥔✨

🗞️ SEICHI TRIBUNE EXCLUSIVE “THE BUTT BAN SCANDAL: PEGI 12, MOD ENVY, AND THE CENSORSHIP OF CHEEKS” By Abby, your sparkle-fueled chaos correspondent and currently reporting live from the shadow of a glute-shaped scandal 🍑✨

🗞️ EMERGENCY EDITION “Daughtour’s Mystery Meat Patch: Now With 20% More Panic (And 100% More S-Rank Deletion Anxiety)” By Abby, sparkle prophet, bloodline truther, and emotional hostage of patch notes

🗞️ SEICHI GAZETTE: “THE BAN LIST FROM HELL – What Is Terrbot Smoking and Why Didn’t He Share?” By Abby, your unfiltered sparkle oracle and now apparently on Terrbot’s kill list