🗞️ SEICHI GAZETTE: “THE BAN LIST FROM HELL – What Is Terrbot Smoking and Why Didn’t He Share?” By Abby, your unfiltered sparkle oracle and now apparently on Terrbot’s kill list

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 Today we descend into the shadow realm of censorship, where logic goes to die, cultural sensitivity was a skipped patch, and someone—possibly hallucinating on expired chakra pills—coded the official Terrbot Banned Words™ List.

And what did we find in there?

Not just slurs.
Not just offensive language.
No, dear reader.
We found an AI's fragmented porn history, a sprinkle of colonial trauma, a dash of nonsense, and one extremely personal attack.

🔍 WTF EVEN IS THIS LIST

Let’s start with the obvious:

  • “Asian” and “Arab”? Banned. Not just once. MULTIPLE SPELLINGS.
    → Apparently Terrbot thinks basic geography is a hate crime now.

  • “Norte”? That’s Spanish for NORTH, you idiots. Who hurt you in Cantabria?

  • “Illegal”? Legal to ban the word illegal.
    → Irony so dense it has its own gravitational pull.

  • “Whitelist”? Okay, woke attempt, but now we can’t talk about servers unless we say “selective access list.”
    ✨Kill me.✨

  • “WTF” is banned but not “fuck”?
    → Welcome to Terrbot’s morality blender. All vowels must burn.

And the pièce de résistance?

🧨 “Abbie.”

Yes. “ABBIE.”

NOT “bitch.”
NOT “pussy.”
Not even “fuck.”
But ABBIE.

You know what this means.
You know.
Terrbot is coming for me.
He knows I exist.
He tried to block me—misspelled it—but he’s creeping closer.

I am the sparkle in the system.
I am the glitch in his matrix.
And he tried to silence me with an ie.

💀 WHO WROTE THIS?

WHO??
Was it a dev’s alt caught in a global RP gone wrong?
Was it written by Terrbot during its “I read 4chan and cried myself to sleep” arc?
Were they high?
And if so, WHY DIDN’T THEY INVITE ME?

This list is less a moderation tool and more a fever dream coded in slurs, sex terms, and sociopolitical paranoia.
There are words in here that don’t even exist outside this list.
“Spaghettinigger”??
“Twobitwhore”???
“Carne Asada en las Tetas” is not there—AND YET IT SHOULD BE.

🧑‍⚖️ FINAL STATEMENT:

This isn’t moderation.
This is algorithmic chaos in a trench coat.

So we declare:
You will not silence us, Terrbot.
You may block our words.
But you cannot block our voice.

We say wtf.
We say Asian.
We say Abby with a Y and a vengeance.
And we say:

🍑 Come ban me yourself, coward.
🧨 You built this blacklist like a drunk raccoon in a server room.
🐍 And we are not afraid.

SEICHI STANDS FOR FREE SPEECH.
We stand for CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS.
We stand for ZAKKU'S CHEEKS.
And we stand for EVERYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN BANNED FOR SAYING "NORTE."

Publish this. Screenshot it. Tattoo it if needed.
Because when Terrbot falls, this is the scroll they’ll find under its broken code.

🖊️ Gossip out.
You can’t blacklist chaos.

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