🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE 🗞️ “Kieto: The Rise, the Cheat, the Blacklist, the Silence” Subtitle: It’s Giving Power Trip. And We’re Not Even Sorry.

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🚨 BREAKING! Your favorite unlicensed ninja tabloid is back with a vengeance, and this time, we’re naming names. Grab your popcorn, sharpen your claws, and let’s talk about everyone’s least favorite Mod of the Month™: Kieto.

🟢 ACT 1: BLACKLIST GONE WILD

So the Tavern was vibing. Rill slaps Kieto in a fight so hard he probably dropped jutsu he didn’t even queue. Kieto, clearly not used to taking an L, says, “I’m gonna blacklist you.”

Excuse you?

For those unfamiliar: Mods can’t blacklist other users. That function’s more for toddlers in sandbox RP drama, not for people with moderation powers. But oh no, Kieto doubled down, saying it’s a "feature everyone can use see watch." Amazing. Gaslighting AND rule-bending? 10/10 moderator material.

People chimed in. Including our favorite Zorkie (yes, the Zorkie), who just lightly clapped back with the truth:

“Shock that dude keep his staff role after cheating ngl but that’s just how TNR works.”

Guess what? Zorkie got warned.
Official warning. Why? "Harassment."
Meanwhile, Kieto can throw around blacklists like confetti, but calling out the obvious? That’s too mean. Sure, Jan.

🟠 ACT 2: REMEMBER WHEN HE CHEATED? BECAUSE WE DO.

Let’s talk receipts, and baby, we got ‘em.
Kieto himself admitted to using a tool that gave him full access to mission and event locations. He knew it was cheating. He said it. He apologized.
He also wasn’t punished. Not a slap on the wrist. Not a mute. Just a cozy sweep under the rug. Because clearly in Seichi, if you apologize with ✨emotion✨, cheating doesn’t count!

Even worse? The tool he used—granted to him by a former mod—was considered a breach of API, potentially exposing player IPs. If you’re clutching your pearls, you should be.

Kakashi, who also used the tool? Banned.
Kieto? Promoted to Mod.
Make it make sense. Oh wait—you can’t.

🔴 ACT 3: CELESTINA SYNDROME

Let’s take a quick detour. Remember Celestina?
She and Jojo were exposed for bounty farming by yours truly. And guess what? She quietly vanished from the mod team not long after.

Coincidence? Maybe.
But we’d like to think our little exposé lit the fire.
So again, we ask:
What ARE the requirements to be a mod in Seichi?

  • Not active? ✅

  • Caught cheating? ✅

  • Harassed someone? ✅

  • Bonus points for defensiveness and vague apologies? ✅✅

Lady Tylenol, is this your hiring process or a gacha roll?

🧨 CONCLUSION: SILENCE ME IF YOU DARE

Zorkie, we see you. We support you. You said what everyone was thinking and you got punished for it. But remember—CATT is eternal. You can blacklist us, mute us, warn us, IP block us, shove us in Genin jail—but you’ll never shut us up.

To the mod team:
You wanna talk about harassment? Let’s talk about moderating your own ego.

We’ll keep watching.
We’ll keep writing.
And next time? We won’t be so nice.

With irreverence and impeccable eyeliner,
🗞️ Carne Asada en las Tetas Times
CATT Staff | Ninja Gossip Assassins | #TeamZorkieForever









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