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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther

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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE ❄️“Apoc will make Glacier great again”: The Note, the Kage, and the Billion-Pt Prestige Blockade❄️ By Abby, gossipist, embedded ninja snitch, and chakra-based insomnia case

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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – RIGGAGE, RYO & RAGE 🧨 “BROKE BOT, RICH PIT, AND THE PANDA LEFT IN THE DARK” 🧨 by Abby, recovering sparkle addict and certified bet-cancellation trauma victim

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🔥UNDERGROUND GLORY🔥 Inside Seichi’s Illegal Fight Club, the OnlyFeet Casino, and a 356 Million Ryo Disaster By Abby, Tabloid Tyrant & Glitter-Fueled Infiltrator

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🔥🗞️ EMERGENCY UPDATE: SASUKE SIGHTED? MOMOSHIKI MELTDOWN & BDC BETRAYAL! 🗞️🔥 By the gods of confusion and cursed timing—things escalated faster than a Van Goah reunion inside a Taco Bell during happy hour.

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“PRONGS, VANS, AND A POSSIBLE SASUKE: HOW A CASUAL CONVO ACCIDENTALLY RUINED A NEW GUY’S NIGHT” By Abby, speculator-in-chief, professional vibe decoder, and resident guilt manager With guest chaos from Forky, Lulu, Teni, and the Spirit of Van Breezy

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“ALTGATE, PANACEAGATE & THE FASTEST SCANDAL ALIVE: HOW A WHISPER, A DOOR, AND A PILL BROKE THE STAFF LINEAGE IN ONE AFTERNOON” By Abby, sparkle priestess, accidental midwife, and chronically too online Source drop by Mr. Apples, revolutionary, ghost courier, and spiritual menace: “Get em Abby.”

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JUNE 22, 2025 — 💥“THE GATHERING” EDITION 💥 SECRET MEETING OF SEICHI’S MOST DANGEROUS SHINOBI?! UNKNOWN LOCATION. UNNAMED BUILDING. UNREAL DRAMA. Reported by: Mr. Apples (Literally, in a tree, with 1000x Zoom 📷 )

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🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – POST-TRAUMA PRESS DROP “Neon Emerges, Daughtour Hides, and the Bloodline Touching Continues” By Abby, sparkle investigator and founder of the Resistance Against Unwanted Reworks (RAUR)

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🚨BREAKING: NEURIA'S IDENTITY CRISIS – ALT ACCOUNT EXPOSED? OR JUST ATTENTION STARVED?🚨 By Abby, Tabloid Empress, Surveillance Goblin & Professional Alt-Sniffer ✨📸

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