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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE 🗞️ “Kieto: The Rise, the Cheat, the Blacklist, the Silence” Subtitle: It’s Giving Power Trip. And We’re Not Even Sorry.

on July 24, 2025

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🗞️“Fleeing, Font Sizes, and Full Speed Ahead” By Abby, Numeros of the Realm, Still With Zero Skills

on July 18, 2025

BLEACH GOSSIP HOT INVESTIGATION TERRIATOR UPDATES

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🗞️“BLEACH RPG: GRAVES UNLEASHED (AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHUTS US DOWN)” by Abby, BanHammer Survivor & Professional UI Snob

on July 15, 2025

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🗞️BOUNTYGATE: CELESTINA AND THE SLEEPY SCAM™ by Abby, Editor-in-Grief & Uncensored Truth Machine

on July 13, 2025

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🦴 THE MADCHAN FEEDINGS: SKELETONS, SCROLLS & THE SUSHI STANDARD Carne Asada en las Tetas Times – July Issue By Abby, Wind Priestess of Windy Business™

on July 09, 2025

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🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY UPDATE ❄️ OPERATION: KAGELOCK TERMINATED By Abby, investigative penguin, part-time gossip gremlin

on July 06, 2025

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🗞️ CATT SPECIAL BULLETIN 💉📉 “Medical Missions, Gambling Addictions & The Day the Bank Cried” By Abby, MD (Mad Drama), with charts that make accountants weep

on July 03, 2025

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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther

on June 29, 2025

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🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY UPDATE ❄️ OPERATION: KAGELOCK TERMINATED By Abby, investigative penguin, part-time gossip gremlin

Ladies, jonin, and degenerates of Seichi— he’s gone. Anarchy is no longer Kage of Glacier. Was it a duel? A challenge? A revolution? No. It was prestige. And a penguin. Let me explain. 🐧 CATT INFILTRATION: OPERATION FLIPPERS The moment we saw Anarchy was out, I threw on my best black-and-white feathers and disguised as a penguin, waddled into Glacier's plaza, asking, "What the fork happened with the Kage?" Locals were confused, yes. But helpful? Absolutely. And the gossip we gathered could melt glaciers. 💸 6000 PRESTIGE A DAY KEEPS THE CHALLENGES AWAY Turns out one of the former elders was allegedly feeding Anarchy 6000 prestige daily. How? Who? Through what arcane chakra ritual? No idea. But we have the receipts, baby. Screenshots. Time stamps. The logs glow. And why? To keep challenges off indefinitely. To farm dailies. To squat on the Kage seat like it was a frozen toilet in a prestige hoarder's cabin. One of our sources (censored for prot...

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther

After Glacier’s sudden power shift and our bombshell investigation , CATT reached out for an exclusive interview with the man of the hour: Anarchy — the level 80, challenge-locking, prestige-alleged Kage who rules Glacier from under a blanket of silence (and maybe a discount futon). We tried to talk. We really did. But what we got was not so much an interview… as a masterclass in avoidance, emojis, and personality fog. 📍 THE INTERVIEW (Chronologically, Baby) 🕒 [07:52] Abby: “you haven’t answered any of my questions, I can’t do my job like this” Anarchy: “I am reading your CATT, please excuse me” Ah, the sacred art of saying “don’t talk to me, I’m reading the drama you caused.” 🕒 [07:53] Abby: “The masses want to know what are your prestige levels and what’s your skin-care routine” Anarchy: “Ah ok” Just “Ah ok.” Not “here’s my prestige,” not “SPF 30 and blood of my enemies.” Just vibes. Cold ones. 🕒 [08:03] Anarchy, unprovoked: “I didn’t see questi...

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE ❄️“Apoc will make Glacier great again”: The Note, the Kage, and the Billion-Pt Prestige Blockade❄️ By Abby, gossipist, embedded ninja snitch, and chakra-based insomnia case

We received a note. It was vague, panicked, possibly cursed. It said a guy named Anarchy had taken over as Kage of Glacier. That Bara got kicked from ANBU leadership . That the BDC board got wiped . And that Apoc is now in Glacier . I nodded like I knew what it meant. Then I realized I had no fork-clue what any of it meant. So we did what we do best: we sniffed around and found a black ice avalanche of chaos. Let’s set the scene: 🧊 Anarchy — Level 80, Glacier ninja, allegedly prestige-rich, politically violent. 🧊 Challenges? Locked. 🧊 Status? ASLEEP. Literally. 🧊 Message board? “Apoc will make Glacier great again.” Someone’s campaign slogan is now official village doctrine. Cool. 🧊 Prestige? An anonymous screenshot we got at 3am from someone named “t3nT4cLEh0e” shows a prestige stat of 927,653,841,236 Is it real? No one knows. Did we question it? No. We screamed, poured tea on it, and printed it in bold. CATT does not fact-check—we impact-check. ...

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