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🗞️ CATT SPECIAL BULLETIN 💉📉 “Medical Missions, Gambling Addictions & The Day the Bank Cried” By Abby, MD (Mad Drama), with charts that make accountants weep

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – RIGGAGE, RYO & RAGE 🧨 “BROKE BOT, RICH PIT, AND THE PANDA LEFT IN THE DARK” 🧨 by Abby, recovering sparkle addict and certified bet-cancellation trauma victim

🔥UNDERGROUND GLORY🔥 Inside Seichi’s Illegal Fight Club, the OnlyFeet Casino, and a 356 Million Ryo Disaster By Abby, Tabloid Tyrant & Glitter-Fueled Infiltrator

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE💥 – SPECIAL CLASS WAR EDITION “Prestige, Oppression, and the Unspoken Threat of S-Rank Erasure” By Abby, sparkle economist and full-time enemy of prestige systems

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – EMERGENCY RAGE DROP “We Were Robbed, Ignored, Gaslit by Patch Notes – and Then Konoki Stole Land Like They Paid Rent!” By: Abby the Wind Priestess, and yes I’m mad on your behalf.

“THE HAT, THE CAT, AND THE CREDITS WE LACK: Potatorazzi Ascends, Daughtour Descends, and the Nya Cult Wins Seichi” By Abby the Wind Priestess, survivor of economic prophecy, sparkle apostle, and hat owner by divine right.

🧛‍♀️💸 “VAMPIRE WAGE GAP: HOW IS THE QUEEN OF NIGHT THIS BROKE?” by Abby, Seichi’s unpaid economist and full-time pants investigator

📰 SEICHI GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE 🦦💸 “The Sora Debt Crisis: Lies, Denial, and the Forbidden Donations Clause” By: Abby the Wind Priestess (Yes, that one)

SEICHI GAZETTE SPECIAL FEATURE 📰 “The Pecs of War: Madcrep vs. Apoc – A Battle of Jutsu, Egos, and Unarmored Dominance” By Literally Not Sponsored By Jazu™

🗞 SPECIAL REPORT: “The Ramen Crisis – McSlurp, Syndicates, and Suspicious Freezers” A Global Tavern Exclusive, Brought to You by Absolutely Not Jazu™

Patch B1.3: The Price of Power (and Your Soul) By Abby – 6/6/2025, no Ryo, no peace