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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – RIGGAGE, RYO & RAGE 🧨 “BROKE BOT, RICH PIT, AND THE PANDA LEFT IN THE DARK” 🧨 by Abby, recovering sparkle addict and certified bet-cancellation trauma victim

on June 26, 2025

BATTLES CRISIS ECONOMY GOSSIP INVESTIGATION RIOTS SCAM SCANDAL TOURNAMENT

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🔥UNDERGROUND GLORY🔥 Inside Seichi’s Illegal Fight Club, the OnlyFeet Casino, and a 356 Million Ryo Disaster By Abby, Tabloid Tyrant & Glitter-Fueled Infiltrator

on June 26, 2025

BATTLES ECONOMY GOSSIP HOT INVESTIGATION MODS SCANDAL TOURNAMENT

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🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE💥 – SPECIAL CLASS WAR EDITION “Prestige, Oppression, and the Unspoken Threat of S-Rank Erasure” By Abby, sparkle economist and full-time enemy of prestige systems

on June 22, 2025

CRISIS ECONOMY SCANDAL UPDATES

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🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – EMERGENCY RAGE DROP “We Were Robbed, Ignored, Gaslit by Patch Notes – and Then Konoki Stole Land Like They Paid Rent!” By: Abby the Wind Priestess, and yes I’m mad on your behalf.

on June 13, 2025

BATTLES CRISIS ECONOMY SCANDAL UPDATES

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“THE HAT, THE CAT, AND THE CREDITS WE LACK: Potatorazzi Ascends, Daughtour Descends, and the Nya Cult Wins Seichi” By Abby the Wind Priestess, survivor of economic prophecy, sparkle apostle, and hat owner by divine right.

on June 13, 2025

ECONOMY GOSSIP NYA UPDATES

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🧛‍♀️💸 “VAMPIRE WAGE GAP: HOW IS THE QUEEN OF NIGHT THIS BROKE?” by Abby, Seichi’s unpaid economist and full-time pants investigator

on June 12, 2025

ECONOMY GOSSIP VAMPIRES

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📰 SEICHI GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE 🦦💸 “The Sora Debt Crisis: Lies, Denial, and the Forbidden Donations Clause” By: Abby the Wind Priestess (Yes, that one)

on June 10, 2025

BATTLES ECONOMY GOSSIP INVESTIGATION SCANDAL

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SEICHI GAZETTE SPECIAL FEATURE 📰 “The Pecs of War: Madcrep vs. Apoc – A Battle of Jutsu, Egos, and Unarmored Dominance” By Literally Not Sponsored By Jazu™

on June 10, 2025

BATTLES ECONOMY GOSSIP

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🗞 SPECIAL REPORT: “The Ramen Crisis – McSlurp, Syndicates, and Suspicious Freezers” A Global Tavern Exclusive, Brought to You by Absolutely Not Jazu™

on June 10, 2025

CRISIS ECONOMY INVESTIGATION SCANDAL UPDATES

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Patch B1.3: The Price of Power (and Your Soul) By Abby – 6/6/2025, no Ryo, no peace

on June 06, 2025

ECONOMY INVESTIGATION RIOTS SCANDAL UPDATES

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📰 RAMENAGEDDON: Noodle Shortage Sparks Civil Unrest, Bugged War, and Unsolicited Panning

on June 04, 2025

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📰 REP APOCALYPSE III: The Rep Flip Conspiracy 🧾 June 4, 2025 — A Seichi Financial Thriller Featuring Delusion, Deception, and Discount Demons

on June 03, 2025

ECONOMY GOSSIP SCAM SCANDAL

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SEICHI GAZETTE SPECIAL FEATURE 📰 “The Pecs of War: Madcrep vs. Apoc – A Battle of Jutsu, Egos, and Unarmored Dominance” By Literally Not Sponsored By Jazu™

J une 10, 2025 – What began as a challenge to silence some smack-talk turned into a jutsu-fueled revenge opera so spectacular, it made the ramen crisis look like a mild inconvenience at brunch. On the arena stage: two titans— Chadmiral Madcrep and Apoc the Allegedly Dangerous —locked in chakra-soaked combat under “equal” conditions. Same bloodline. Same jutsu level. Different… pectoral situations. According to whispers echoing from the darkest alleys of the Global Tavern (but definitely not from the TNR Discord because we don’t go there—ick), this fight was the result of escalating ego pressure. People bet on it. People cheered . One person reportedly passed out from excitement and/or sodium withdrawal. Let’s cut to the facts. According to battle logs now circulating like sacred scrolls dipped in shade: Madcrep’s attacks were biblical. His Storm Style: Daibutsu Thunder alone hit Apoc for a skull-crushing 1513.42 damage . That’s not an attack—that’s a karmic tsunami. ...

🗞️💥 ONE MONTH OF CHAOS: The Tabloid That Lived 💥🗞️ By Abby, high on potato starch and legally untouchable (for now)

We made it. One month (well, we are 2 days too late, but who cares) since this reckless scroll of scandal was unleashed on Seichi and the world hasn’t banned us yet. No cease & desist. No perma-ban. Not even a politely worded threat from Terriator’s secretary. Either we’re blessed by Fujin or the mods still haven’t logged in. So let’s recap what we’ve achieved during our short but highly destructive existence: 🎉 WHAT WE’VE DONE (AND SURVIVED): 🧨 We Spoke the Truth and Got Away With It: We’ve dragged Kages, mocked bots, leaked DMs, and named names—yet here we are. Not banned. Not silenced. Just slightly haunted. That’s not just journalism. That’s jutsu. 📈 3,000+ Views in One Forking Month: That's more than the number of people who finished tier quests this year. I didn’t think y’all could read. And yet… here we are. I’m blushing. Like, full kawaii blush emoji. 😳We see you, silent readers. Your shame fuels us. 🏷️ They Tag Us Now: People DM us BEFORE THE SCAND...

🕵️‍♀️ “THE MODS ARE NOT ALRIGHT: TNR’s Watchdogs Are Ghosts and Terrbot Smells Blood” Bush-recorded and sparkle-certified by Abby, chronic lurker and head of Gossip Reconnaissance Unit

This whole exposé began—like most investigative operations do in Seichi—with Forky signaling for backup. And like the unhinged, underpaid sparklesnipers we are, we peeked through the foliage and hit RECORD. What followed was mod comedy gold. Forky, doing Kami’s work, tossed a casual grenade: “Bell what is your opinion on Mods that never interact with the TNR community?” A direct hit. Bell—Jr. Mod in training and now officially part of this chaos—actually responded . And her words were... something : “I have no opinion because I'm not always here, so they could be talking and interacting when I'm not around and I wouldn't know. :>” Girl. You are training to be a mod. Is not showing up part of the curriculum? Like… is this a stealth module? “Lesson 3: Blend into the environment like a Silent NPC and avoid all responsibility.” Because if so, congratulations. 🥇 You’re acing it. And so, in the name of truth, scandal, and caffeine, we did what any proper ...

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