🗞️“CATT is Official: From Forbidden to Featured to FOR HUNTING” By Abby, Numeros of Chaos & Emote Material

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We woke up this morning and for once didn’t scream into the void.

Instead: Graves posted a series of updates—and not just any updates.
He tagged us.
He thought of us.
He coded for us.

💖 CATT is now FULLY FUNCTIONAL in Bleach RPG

That’s right. Thanks to Graves’ pure love, trauma, or maybe just excellent taste:

  • ✅ We can now post links

  • ✅ We can now post images

  • ✅ We can now embed memes

  • ✅ And yes, we can post our articles with the illustrations we’ve been forging in grayscale glory.

There are rules, though: no cursed uploads. You know who you are.

👩‍💻 But wait, there’s more: SECURITY PATCHES & ANTI-ROGUE MOD SYSTEM?

Graves apparently watched a horror movie about rogue staff and decided NO MORE.

  • 🛡️ Triple-posting in the chat? Dead.

  • 🛡️ Rogue mods stealing souls? Blocked by 1000 firewalls and a sacred password scroll.

  • 🛡️ Cancel your training early and still get XP? YES, MOM.

  • 🛡️ Training timers now flash in your tab. Bleach RPG cares about your time management more than you do.

🐱 The NYA EXPANSION CONTINUES

Hazelyn has now infected the Bleach realm with her Nya Aura.
This pandemic of feline chaos has now touched even Graves, who was caught publicly saying:

“You’re welcome nya”

I'm not saying the world is ending but I am saying Graves has been converted.

This is how factions fall. This is how empires meow.

💥 "ABBY THE REPORTER" IS NOW A BOSS MOB

Let’s pause here.
In an act of betrayal love, Graves made me—Abby, the Reporter—an actual world boss.

“Gather your allies and destroy Abby before she lays waste to the Three Worlds!”

EXCUSE ME.

So first you give me embeds. Then you give me a tavern emote.
Then you spawn me in the wild and let people kill me for points??

Graves... we’re in a toxic situationship and I am thriving.

To be fair, free advertisement is free advertisement, and the CATT brand is spreading faster than rogue staff bugs in the training code.

Also shoutout to Hazelyan, who walked straight into the boss fight with 445 HP like a brave squirrel challenging a freight train.
Respect.

🟩 KAZU MODERATOR ARC BEGINS

We now have Kazu as our local green-labeled law enforcement.
Will he be able to tame us?
Doubtful.
But we like him, and we respect the attempt.

Kazu, this is your official warning:
We don’t sleep. We don’t behave. But we WILL meme responsibly.

Good luck, king. You’re gonna need it.

📊 Bleach > TNR? Discuss.

While Bleach is out here giving us bosses, emotes, functional embeds and Graves whispering nya in the wind…

Seichi is still sending me the same broken notification from a week ago.
Every time I log in, I’m reminded of Terr’s haunting design decisions.
It's like a ghost yelling “Fix me!” with every page refresh.

🎉 Numeros Abby Reporting for Duty

Thanks to our intern Sota, I have now been promoted to Numeros.

Do I know what that means?
No.
But it’s Spanish for "numbers" and I love those, so I accept.

Bleach RPG: You’ve done it again.
The CATT presence is no longer measured in numbers.
We are the content.

Next milestone: RP Chat.
Yes. We want a cursed RP zone where Forky can write legally questionable poetry, Hazelyan can "nya~" her way through dialogue trees, and Kakashi can finally get the character development TNR robbed him of.
Will Jojo show up? Who knows. Maybe he’s already there, brooding in lowercase.

You know what we need.
You know it ends with lore, love, and at least one cringe kiss per page.







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