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“PRONGS, VANS, AND A POSSIBLE SASUKE: HOW A CASUAL CONVO ACCIDENTALLY RUINED A NEW GUY’S NIGHT” By Abby, speculator-in-chief, professional vibe decoder, and resident guilt manager With guest chaos from Forky, Lulu, Teni, and the Spirit of Van Breezy

“THE HAT, THE CAT, AND THE CREDITS WE LACK: Potatorazzi Ascends, Daughtour Descends, and the Nya Cult Wins Seichi” By Abby the Wind Priestess, survivor of economic prophecy, sparkle apostle, and hat owner by divine right.

🗞️ SWEETHEART SCANDALS & SPARKLE CRIMES: SEICHI VOTES, BUT DID IT COUNT? 🗞️ By someone still bitter, definitely not Abby

SEICHI TRIBUNE – CULT TAKEOVER ALERT “The Nya Insurgency: Frogs Fall, Terriator Converts, and Hazelyn Ascends”

[BREAKING] Seichi Sweetheart Polls Drop—Chaos Ensues, Hearts Tremble, and "Most Marriageable" Mysteriously Vanishes 📝 By Gossip Tabloid (totally unbiased, unless you count our undying devotion to Abby)

💘 SEICHI SWEETHEART COMPETITION 2025: MAY CHAOS, COUTURE & CRUSHES BEGIN 💘 By the totally objective and not-at-all-biased Gossip Tabloid (lies), fueled by potato royalties and shameless favoritism.

🔥 HOT TEA REPORT: Frog Cult Uprising Spills from Shine — Angry Cat Attacked, Tsukimori Catbois Hiss at Admiral’s Betrayal 🔥 Live from the Eye of the Meme Storm – 21/5/2025