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🧛‍♀️💸 “VAMPIRE WAGE GAP: HOW IS THE QUEEN OF NIGHT THIS BROKE?” by Abby, Seichi’s unpaid economist and full-time pants investigator

on June 12, 2025

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THE CHAOS CHRONICLE — TAVERN LEAKS EDITION “HIDDEN CAMS, BRAIN LAGS, AND THE FOREHEAD FILES: WHO IS WATCHING SEICHI?” By: Definitely Not NindoLeaks (but also yes)

on May 19, 2025

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SEICHI GAZETTE SPECIAL FEATURE 📰 “The Pecs of War: Madcrep vs. Apoc – A Battle of Jutsu, Egos, and Unarmored Dominance” By Literally Not Sponsored By Jazu™

J une 10, 2025 – What began as a challenge to silence some smack-talk turned into a jutsu-fueled revenge opera so spectacular, it made the ramen crisis look like a mild inconvenience at brunch. On the arena stage: two titans— Chadmiral Madcrep and Apoc the Allegedly Dangerous —locked in chakra-soaked combat under “equal” conditions. Same bloodline. Same jutsu level. Different… pectoral situations. According to whispers echoing from the darkest alleys of the Global Tavern (but definitely not from the TNR Discord because we don’t go there—ick), this fight was the result of escalating ego pressure. People bet on it. People cheered . One person reportedly passed out from excitement and/or sodium withdrawal. Let’s cut to the facts. According to battle logs now circulating like sacred scrolls dipped in shade: Madcrep’s attacks were biblical. His Storm Style: Daibutsu Thunder alone hit Apoc for a skull-crushing 1513.42 damage . That’s not an attack—that’s a karmic tsunami. ...

🗞️💥 ONE MONTH OF CHAOS: The Tabloid That Lived 💥🗞️ By Abby, high on potato starch and legally untouchable (for now)

We made it. One month (well, we are 2 days too late, but who cares) since this reckless scroll of scandal was unleashed on Seichi and the world hasn’t banned us yet. No cease & desist. No perma-ban. Not even a politely worded threat from Terriator’s secretary. Either we’re blessed by Fujin or the mods still haven’t logged in. So let’s recap what we’ve achieved during our short but highly destructive existence: 🎉 WHAT WE’VE DONE (AND SURVIVED): 🧨 We Spoke the Truth and Got Away With It: We’ve dragged Kages, mocked bots, leaked DMs, and named names—yet here we are. Not banned. Not silenced. Just slightly haunted. That’s not just journalism. That’s jutsu. 📈 3,000+ Views in One Forking Month: That's more than the number of people who finished tier quests this year. I didn’t think y’all could read. And yet… here we are. I’m blushing. Like, full kawaii blush emoji. 😳We see you, silent readers. Your shame fuels us. 🏷️ They Tag Us Now: People DM us BEFORE THE SCAND...

🕵️‍♀️ “THE MODS ARE NOT ALRIGHT: TNR’s Watchdogs Are Ghosts and Terrbot Smells Blood” Bush-recorded and sparkle-certified by Abby, chronic lurker and head of Gossip Reconnaissance Unit

This whole exposé began—like most investigative operations do in Seichi—with Forky signaling for backup. And like the unhinged, underpaid sparklesnipers we are, we peeked through the foliage and hit RECORD. What followed was mod comedy gold. Forky, doing Kami’s work, tossed a casual grenade: “Bell what is your opinion on Mods that never interact with the TNR community?” A direct hit. Bell—Jr. Mod in training and now officially part of this chaos—actually responded . And her words were... something : “I have no opinion because I'm not always here, so they could be talking and interacting when I'm not around and I wouldn't know. :>” Girl. You are training to be a mod. Is not showing up part of the curriculum? Like… is this a stealth module? “Lesson 3: Blend into the environment like a Silent NPC and avoid all responsibility.” Because if so, congratulations. 🥇 You’re acing it. And so, in the name of truth, scandal, and caffeine, we did what any proper ...

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