THE CHAOS CHRONICLE — TAVERN LEAKS EDITION “HIDDEN CAMS, BRAIN LAGS, AND THE FOREHEAD FILES: WHO IS WATCHING SEICHI?” By: Definitely Not NindoLeaks (but also yes)

 

What began as a forehead-reading wellness check turned into a full-scale psychological thriller, starring one Queen, one watcher, one instigator, and one poor soul just trying to compliment a fight.

Jazu, Seichi’s unofficial Minister of Instigation, leaned over and pulled back Nys’ signature locs like she was unlocking DLC. “Do you have any drama?” she asked. This prompted an immediate soul scan. Nys answered with cryptic chill, like a Queen who already knows who dies in the next arc.

Enter ZakkuTensai.
Current village: Current.
Current vibe: Arson.
He publicly confessed to poking drama “with a stick” to keep it alive. Not once—twice. Despite Jazu’s caution about “getting addicted to the rush,” Zakku doubled down like a true popcorn prophet: “I just watch. I don’t get involved.”

Then Trey happened.
You may know him as Paper Arms Trey™, but to the tavern he is now Watcher Zero. He entered with one phrase:
“I’m always watching you 😏”

Panic.
Nys taped over her camera. Jazu stared at the wall. Zakku licked salt off his popcorn and asked, “What about his cameras?”
That’s when the timeline split.

Azure Blades walked in.
Fresh from combat.
Innocent.
Typing “Good fight” like he didn’t just walk into a group chat where everyone is being watched. Live. From seventeen angles.

Now we ask:

• Is Trey watching us?

• Is Zakku running a drama-based surveillance network?

• Is Nys already inside our minds?

• Why does the ramen bowl blink?

This is no longer a tavern.
This is a livestream.
And you’re in it.

🌀 End Transmission (Or is it?)

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