🦴 THE MADCHAN FEEDINGS: SKELETONS, SCROLLS & THE SUSHI STANDARD Carne Asada en las Tetas Times – July Issue By Abby, Wind Priestess of Windy Business™

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It began with a ping.

A screenshot quietly slipped into the inbox from Angel Saber: daily prestige drops being sent to Madcrep, then-Kage of Current. Not once. Not twice. Almost daily, week after week.

The timing? Too spicy. This was just days after Anarchy (now Migrain) got yeeted from Kage by Sushi for… wait for it… “bug abuse of prestige being sent daily.” Public statement and everything. Full “you have dishonored the seat” energy.

So why was Madcrep, Content Staff, able to keep the throne, prestige ballooning like a rice ball in a sauna?

Thus began the descent into the pink-flaming bones of chaos.

🍲 THE MECHANICS OF PRESTIGE MUNCHING

Prestige from elders is supposed to be a weekly ritual — a once-per-week opportunity for village elders to boost their Kage, if they feel like it.

Except someone left the prestige pantry unlocked.

Thanks to a now-infamous Terriator fix, what was meant to be a once-a-week tribute could suddenly be done daily. Accident? Of course. Exploitable? Absolutely.

And someone — or some Otter — took full advantage.

Logs confirmed that Madcrep was fed prestige dozens of times, like clockwork. Same village. Same throne. Different consequences.

🧠 “BUT DID HE KNOW?”

We did our due diligence. We asked Kages from Glacier and Current (shoutout to Snowent and Alistair) how often they monitor prestige.

The answer? Daily. Religiously.

Why? Because if your prestige drops too low, you lose the title. Most Kages lock their challenges while sleeping, monitor their stats, and keep spreadsheets like they're filing taxes in Shirogane.

So naturally, we asked Madcrep.

His answer?

  • He doesn’t lock challenges.

  • He doesn’t track numbers.

  • He didn’t ask for extra prestige.

  • He “never gave a shiz” about his numbers climbing.

  • And if it ballooned? “I was doing missions. It never occurred to me.”

Curious.

But we weren’t done. Because prestige doesn’t fall from the sky. It comes from elders.

🐾 ENTER: THE OTTER SYNOD

You may know him as Sora. We know him as the Prestige Pumper of Current.

We uncovered messages of Madcrep asking for his weekly tribute, on April 8th — standard Kage-Elder protocol. No other records of him asking.

But what about the daily tributes that followed? Sora said:

“I assumed that was the new system. Looked like a Terr thing.”

He denied being asked to send more. He thought it was legit. And honestly, given the track record of Terr’s patch notes, who could blame him?

Even his own UI was bugging out while trying to send prestige, giving conflicting messages.

And Madcrep? He didn’t question it. Didn’t ask for more. Didn’t tell them to stop. Because he didn’t even notice.

👁️‍🗨️ AND THEN CAME THE COMPARISON

Back to Migrain, fka Anarchy.

Sushi removed him from power for benefiting from the same bug — elders sending prestige daily instead of weekly. And this is where the heart of the scandal splits in two:

Yes, the mechanic was broken. Yes, both Kages received prestige they shouldn’t have.
But intent isn’t the only thing that matters — consequence does.

  • Madcrep was overfed, yes — but he was in no risk of losing the seat. That prestige? Extra weight on an already stable throne.

  • Migrain, on the other hand, needed that prestige to survive as Kage. Without it, he would have been automatically dethroned by the system. It wasn’t a bonus — it was a crutch.

So even if Migrain and his elder didn’t know — even if it was all innocent — the fact remains:
Without that bug, he wouldn’t have held power.

And that’s the difference.

One was floating with or without help.
The other was only afloat because of it.

Same bug.
Different impact.
Different intent.
But ultimately — different necessity.

And that necessity is what made removal the fair outcome for Migrain. Whether he knew or not didn’t change that it directly altered the course of village leadership.

⚖️ THE REAL VERDICT

This wasn’t a scandal. It was a cascade of misunderstandings — a bug, an overzealous Otter, and a skeleton too busy questing to notice his bones were glowing.

If anything, the system failed everyone:

  • The elder interface lied.

  • The tribute rule broke.

  • The oversight was inconsistent.

  • And poor Sushi had to play Kage janitor again.

Our conclusion: There was no malice here. No abuse. Just chaos, apathy, and a perfectly Madchan-shaped hole in the logic.

🌬️ CREDITS & CONFESSIONS

Big thanks to:

  • Angel Saber, for tipping the first scroll.

  • Glacier & Current Councils, for info and receipts.

  • Sora, the Otter who meant well.

  • And Madcrep, the skeleton that accidentally got prestige IV-dripped and said, “Huh.”

And finally:
Let’s stop blaming pink skeletons for Otter enthusiasm.
Sometimes a tribute is just a tribute.

✨ Abby, signing off.
Wind Priestess, Elder Council Founding Mother,
And still confused about why Sora draws fanart during bug reports.





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