🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE 🎭 “New Gender? No Appeal? No Forking Sense!” By Abby, the Harassed Harasser™, now with official seasoning

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Let’s set the scene: a cute new avatar hits the Tavern. It’s pink. It’s glam. It’s giving “I just came from a magical girl transformation sequence.” The user? Semjaza.
The reaction? Me—Abby, lover of sequins, sparkle prophet, defender of decency—say:

“Nice pfp Sem, new gender?”

Now tell me, dear reader, where in that line did the ground split and the Harassment Gods emerge? Because hours later, I get slapped with an Official Warning™ for “ongoing harassment.”
Ongoing?! Honey, if anything’s ongoing, it’s my confusion.

🕵️‍♀️ Context? Apparently Optional.

Let’s break this forensic mess down:

  • Semjaza identifies as he. 

  • I saw a femme-coded avatar.

  • I asked a question.

  • Sem said, “still a he.”

  • I made a joke about digital manboobs.

  • THE END. Or so I thought.

But the system, likely powered by whatever chakra-fueled AI wrote that stiff warning box, decided:

“A user faces ongoing harassment regarding their gender identity.”

Ongoing WHERE?
We’ve barely interacted. I don’t chase Semjaza around taverns with pronoun traps and digital torches. I made a dumb joke. Is every gender check now a federal chakra crime?

🌈 Yes, I’m LGBT. No, That Doesn’t Save Me.

Let’s also clear up the other elephant in the glitter room:
I’m from the rainbow clan myself.
That doesn’t give me immunity from mistakes—but it also means I understand the delicate line between curiosity and rudeness. That’s why I ask. That’s why I check pronouns instead of assuming.

Because gender identity? That’s fluid, messy, sacred, and not always clear at a glance. And avatars? Even less so.
If you’re gonna punish people for asking instead of assuming, you’re telling the community:

“Guess wrong and we’ll flag you. Ask right and we’ll punish you.”
That’s not safe. That’s not inclusive. That’s cowardly.

👎 Appeal System: A Nonexistent Chakra Beast

Oh but wait, let’s say I wanted to appeal this absolute noodle of a warning.
Guess where I have to go?

The TNR Official Discord.
Yes, that glorified echo chamber run by power-hungry mods and a rotating council of drama goblins.

We’ve all seen what happens in there:

  • You raise a concern? They ban you before you finish your sentence.

  • You show proof? They delete it.

  • You complain? They gaslight you with “We don’t tolerate harassment,” while ignoring the harassment that happens inside their own mod team.

Not everyone wants to go into that Discord. Some of us have self-respect and blood pressure thresholds.
And trying to appeal in-game? Useless. Your message will be read somewhere between never and never-ever, then archived in the Digital Void next to Dusk’s missing mantle.

✨ Final Thoughts from Your Favorite Sparkle Criminal

I got warned. For asking a question.
The same community that lets people sell feet pics and commit emotional war crimes in the betting lounge decided I crossed a line by trying to be considerate.

So here’s the takeaway:

  1. Don’t assume gender? Punished.

  2. Ask about gender? Punished.

  3. Appeal? Enter the Discord of No Return.

  4. Complain? Write a CATT article and hope they choke on the truth.

At least that still works.

🧂
Stay shiny, stay loud, and if you get warned for existing—write it in blood and glitter.
—Abby
Editor-in-Forking-Chief
Carne Asada en las Tetas Times
📝✨🥔





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