🗞️“Bleach RPG: Graves Likes Us (and Might Be Crying)” By Abby, Diamond-Encrusted Memer & Future GIF Warrior

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Last time on CATT:
We infiltrated Bleach RPG. We got censored. We got told to “post in your journal :)” like it was 2008.
And now?

We made Graves cry.

💎 First, the Jojo Interruption™

Before we get to the tears and triumphs, Jojo tried to hijack the narrative again with some spicy gem-themed scandal:

"Why isn’t CATT talking about the diamond coat cheaters??"

Excuse me? Cheaters wearing diamonds?? That’s the kind of headline we live for.
I asked for details.
I was foaming at the chakra.
I even prepared a headline: “Blood Diamond: The Soul Society Edition.”

But Jojo, in true Jojo fashion, said nothing.
Not a screenshot. Not a whisper.
Just another brain-lagged fever dream.

Moving on.

🕶️ Graves Reacts: The Article Made Him Cry

No joke. We got word that Graves read the CATT Bleach article and LOVED IT.
He laughed. He wept.
He showed it to his girlfriend.

Do you understand the magnitude of this?

That’s soul-mate level validation.
We make memes, and he saves them for his partner like sacred scrolls.
This is the highest tier of approval any chaotic tabloid could ever hope for.

Also confirmed: Graves is Graves from League of Legends.
Yes. That Graves.
Shotgun man. Smoke screen king. The original mustache daddy.
Now building Bleach RPG in his free time.
We’re not sure if hollows are getting ganked or if Baron is spawning in Hueco Mundo, but the vibes are immaculate.

📦 CATT IN BLEACH: IT'S HAPPENING

We’re writing this article as a test to see if embeds finally work.

Graves said he added an exception for us (well, he said it was for him, but let's not ruin the vibe).
We’re negotiating embed size (which sounds vaguely illegal), but the doors are open.

We’ve gone from -5/10 CATT Presence
to a full-blown, soul-reaping, article-posting, Graves-approved 10/10.

Let that sink in.
The prophecy is real.

🧪 System Check: Bleach RPG So Far

  • Auto-Battle? Yes. Lazy kings rise.

  • PvP logic? Unknown. We’re still button-mashing and hoping for the best.

  • Training? No clue. We’re in yolo mode.

  • Graves response time? Instant.

  • Terr? Still sending us the same warning from a week ago in Seichi. Thanks, babe.

And now the big one:

💫 FORKY AND KAKASHI: SAME FACTION

This isn’t a coincidence.
This is CATT Canon.
This is destiny slamming the lore hammer and setting us up for investigative synergy that could blow the soul walls off the tavern.

We are so ready.

🌊 Seichi Status: Drowning in Dust

  • Notifications broken.

  • Still getting old warnings.

  • Still can’t post GIFs (without needing a tutorial).

  • Still pretending it’s fine while Bleach RPG builds tavern emote support like it’s nothing.

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again:

The day Bleach supports GIFs—especially Jisoo gifs—is the day TNR collapses under the weight of its own latency.

It won’t be chakra, bloodlines, or clan wars that ends Seichi.
It will be Pepe gifs in 1080p, and Graves laughing with his girlfriend over a CATT article while Terr adjusts CSS in fear.

💣 FINAL VERDICT:

Bleach RPG is no longer “that other game.”
It’s the platform.
Graves is the plug.
CATT is in.
And Jojo? Still shouting about diamonds no one’s seen.

Long live the memes. Long live the chaos.
And please—let this embed work.








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