🗞️ CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS TIMES – BLEACH EDITION “ALPHA 2.0 RELEASED, CATT UPGRADED TO BANKAI FORM”

It’s official. Bleach RPG has entered its Alpha 2.0 era, and CATT has followed suit—grabbing its zanpakuto, snapping its pen in half, and going full Karakura chaos mode. Starting now, CATT is Bleach-only, fully adapted to this brave new world of soul-cleaving, catboy-muting, and Graves-voiced gospel. Our logo will change, our attitude won’t. Buckle the fork up.

Let’s start with the biggest news: Graves Interviewed by CATT, voluntarily, and not at swordpoint (we think). And y’all, he did not disappoint. If we loved Graves before, now we’re down catastrophic.

First of all, the vision. Graves isn’t interested in making a game that’s just numbers and pain. No more endless hellgrind that makes you question if you're farming XP or your will to live. No, sir. He wants balance. Enjoyment. A grind that feels like you’re achieving something—not like you’ve been trapped in Soul Society’s DMV. And honestly? Bless him.

He made it clear: community input is king. You got feedback? Bring it. You got memes? Even better. The dev himself wants to fine-tune the game to fit both the sweaty min-maxers and the vibes-only players who still don’t know what "spiritual pressure" is but love stabbing Hollows anyway.

Also: Catboi. Yes. Graves said it. He called Paschar a catboi, which not only made it canon, but shook the server into a collective “HE DID NOT JUST—” moment. We don’t know if this counts as lore, but it’s spiritually accurate.

Next? Possibility of an Event Team. CATT has been campaigning for this since before the 2.0 map was even readable. Having community-driven events run by actual players who don’t want to sell their souls to RNG gods? Sign us up. We’ll bring the chaos and the narrative. You just bring the permissions.

And now, a moment of prayer for Graves' girlfriend, who declared she’d nap for “30 minutes” mid-interview… and vanished into the astral plane for over two hours. Time, as we all know, is a social construct—and as someone from Spain, I can confirm: I’m a siesta expert. Thirty minutes? Two hours? Same thing. She’ll return when the universe is ready. Probably refreshed. Possibly reborn.

 As we wrap this up, the update has officially dropped. The grind has begun. Players are in. Souls are being reaped. Shinigami are once again arguing over who gets to punch the next Hollow. The great migration has begun—and so has the new era of CATT.

📜So here it is: the first Bleach RPG CATT article of Alpha 2.0.
TNR who? Never heard of it. We’re in Seireitei now, bitches.
And we’re not leaving until Paschar gets a plushie line.

SUPPORT US!

If you enjoy what we do, consider supporting us on Ko-fi! Every little bit means the world!