Carne Asada en la Tetas Times

🗞️ CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS TIMES – BLEACH EDITION “ALPHA 2.0 RELEASED, CATT UPGRADED TO BANKAI FORM”

🗞️“CATT is Official: From Forbidden to Featured to FOR HUNTING” By Abby, Numeros of Chaos & Emote Material

“ALTGATE, PANACEAGATE & THE FASTEST SCANDAL ALIVE: HOW A WHISPER, A DOOR, AND A PILL BROKE THE STAFF LINEAGE IN ONE AFTERNOON” By Abby, sparkle priestess, accidental midwife, and chronically too online Source drop by Mr. Apples, revolutionary, ghost courier, and spiritual menace: “Get em Abby.”

🗞️💥 ONE MONTH OF CHAOS: The Tabloid That Lived 💥🗞️ By Abby, high on potato starch and legally untouchable (for now)

🗞️ SEICHI GAZETTE: “ZAKKU’S CAKE CRISIS – A THONG, A THIRST, AND A TAVERN IN FLAMES”

🍎The Forbidden Kiss: Sasuke & Jojo Blow Up the Tower (and Each Other?)🍎 By Gossip Tabloid. Brought to you by apples. So many apples.

🔥 SEICHI SCANDAL GAZETTE — SPECIAL MATINEE TEA EDITION 🔥“From Hexagon to Honeymoon: Baraqijal Leaves Husbands for Lulu”

TAVERN LEAKS SPECIAL BULLETIN "SUNSWAP SAGA: Bloodline Theft, Fuzzy Cuffs, and the Betrayal Heard Across Seichi" By: Probably Not an ANBU Intern (Definitely Not Fired Yet)

“Avatar Shift Signals Possible Breakup in the Baraqijal Love Cluster”

“The PolyNinjutsu Chronicles: Baraqijal, Branks, Sota and the Triangle That’s Technically a Pentagon”

“Please Come Home”