🔥 SEICHI SCANDAL GAZETTE — SPECIAL MATINEE TEA EDITION 🔥“From Hexagon to Honeymoon: Baraqijal Leaves Husbands for Lulu”

 

In a twist that not even the most drunk clairvoyant could’ve predicted, Seichi’s reigning romance monarch Baraqijal has taken her love geometry from “complicated” to catastrophic—and possibly canonical.

The day began peacefully enough. Baraqijal, Higher Outlaw and chakra-certified heartbreaker, debuted a new “All Husbands” avatar in the tavern—featuring Branks, Sota, Sasutachi, LuciferBlack, and Yonda_Hokage. The visual was powerful. The message was clear:

“Poly and proud, babes.”

BUT THEN—chaos. Whispers spread.
She moved villages.
To Current.
With Panda.

Yes, you read that correctly: the mysterious Lulu, aka Panda, coaxed Baraqijal away from her Black Dragon home and left a trail of broken outlaw hearts behind.

As if to salt the wound, Baraqijal and Panda immediately debuted matching pastel panda-themed avatars, confirming the most feared possibility: she’s fully committed to the Bear Arc now.

And who do we find alone and emotionally decimated in the tavern once again?

GoahWay.
The sun priest.
The cult curator.
The ADC who cries “MEDIC” at least four times per cycle.

Is his health declining… or is it heartbreak?

Sources say Goah has not been the same since “the bamboo betrayal.” Event staff report he now stares at the sky muttering “why not me?” while dodging PvE cooldowns and emotional accountability.

Meanwhile, Panda has won the affection war with sheer fluff and aesthetic coordination.
The love hexagon is no more.
Long live the Bamboo Empire.

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