🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY BROADCAST 📡 LIVE FROM WAKE ISLAND: The Coliseum No One Told You About By Abby, PvP voyeur, popcorn addict, enemy of bots

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Yesterday, Neon posted a lovely little list of bug fixes.
Cooldowns got fixed.
Absorb works again.
PvP rewards were increased.
Minimum EXP bumped.
Map bugs squashed.
UI smoother than my last breakup.

Great. Cute. Love it.
BUT BABY—he forgot THE UPDATE.
The one that changes the game, literally.

🎪 WAKE ISLAND NOW HAS A COLOSSEUM

Yes. You heard me.

In a move that somehow didn’t make the patch notes, someone (cough, Neon, cough) has opened up a live PvP/PvE/Spectacle surveillance center on Wake Island.
It’s called the Coliseum, and it’s pure, unfiltered chaos.

You can now spectate ANY battle happening in the game.
Any.
Single.
One.

Want to watch sweaty PvP mains fight for clout? ✅
Want to watch a Chunin get wrecked in a spar by their drunk sensei? ✅
Want to watch the non-existent Kage challenges in Glacier slowly rot in silence? ✅
Want to watch a PvE event boss fold five players in a row like origami? ✅

This is not just content.
This is historical documentation with bloodstains.

🎥 BOTFLIX: STREAMING 24/7

But let’s be honest.
Let’s really talk.

You know what we’re actually here for.
That 4K livestream of your favorite botters doing what they do best:
🚀 Walking in circles
💉 Popping pills
🌀 Spamming the same move on a rat for 12 hours
🧠 Running that glorious script they “coded themselves”

And now?
We can watch it.
We can record it.
We can report it while eating snacks.
It's like Twitch meets CSI: Chakra Division.

Gone are the days of whispering "do you think they're botting?"
Now we just point and say “look at his EXP bar. Look. At. It.”

🔊 NEON. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

This is the best update since Basic Attack was buffed, and you didn’t even mention it?

Sir. Sir.
You remembered toast notifications but forgot the PvP Hunger Games Live Arena?

You’re lucky we love you.
But this is a scandal.

🔮 THE FUTURE (OR: MARSHADOW, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT)

We at CATT know how this story usually ends.
An update drops.
Players get excited.
A week later, Marshadow shows up in a dev post like:

“Due to player abuse, Coliseum has been temporarily disabled until further notice.”

NO.
WE DON’T ACCEPT THAT TIMELINE.
MARSHADOW IF YOU TOUCH THE COLISEUM YOU ARE GROUNDED.
NO SNACKS. NO LOGIN.

In conclusion:

🏝️ Wake Island is now the chakra-powered Coliseum of dreams.
👀 Botting is no longer a mystery—it’s a watch party.
🗣️ Neon forgot to tell us. We told you instead.
📱 Screenshots, accusations, popcorn. Let’s go.

This has been CATT.
Now streaming your downfall, live.







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