🧼 “I Need Bleach” — Timers, Exploits, IKEA Breaks & TNR Sidequests By Abby, CATT Journalist, Temporarily on Cooldown

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So. We were gone. Busy with Tax City Game™—don’t ask, we don’t explain it. But during our forced bureaucratic hiatus, Bleach RPG didn’t stop.
Graves pinged me directly:

“Abby! You’re gonna love all the updates!”

Which one, Graves? There’s like 27.
But if we’re talking about those massive, eye-friendly timers that finally let me read cooldowns without sacrificing a goat to the zoom gods—yes. I love them.
(Cof cof Terr, hope you're taking notes from the afterlife.)

🍓 The Bleach Boom: MOBs, Mayhem, and... Maintenance?

I re-entered the game as a literal MOB, punching Hollows and Shinigami left and right while half my brain was still ara venim.
CATT was BACK.
Grind. Chaos. Smackdowns.
And then—“Site is under maintenance. Back on Thursday.”

WHAT.
Graves, what are you maintaining?
Polishing the gates of Hueco Mundo? Organizing Hell’s seating chart?

I went to Discord to get answers. What I got was confusion and vibes.

  • Accusations flew.

  • Some said exploits were involved.

  • Hazelyn denied everything ("I nyat did anything!”) and honestly we believe her.

  • Arthesia thought she got IP banned. Girl, what are you doing online?

  • Mitza cried "I need Bleach" and that’s the most relatable statement of the year.

Meanwhile, someone said the grind was shut down due to IKEA furniture delivery.
We can't confirm it, but it would explain everything.


👁️ TNR: Still There. Still Tiny Font.

Since Bleach is on timeout until Thursday, we crawled back to TNR and—wow—some stuff happened.

🩺 Medical Missions

New missions added for Apprentice and Master rank medics. Cool, useful, kinda skipped over by the community because...

🔧 Bugs & Exploits

Neon had to call out some players for abusing pathing bugs to skip barriers.
Why are people like this?
Because in Seichi, cheating is a community sport.

🛑 The Alle Mess

Then there's Alle’s situation, which could teach a class on how not to handle moderation.

He got banned.
Then unbanned.
Not because the facts changed—because leaving the ban in place would’ve created problems mods clearly didn’t want to deal with.
It wasn’t about doing the right thing, it was about avoiding the dominoes.
Classic TNR: slap a bandage, hope it holds, and pretend that consistency is optional.
We’ve seen it before. We’ll see it again.

🧼 Final Bleach Thoughts (for now...)

We missed the chance to interview Graves thanks to Tax City Game™, but when the site returns, we’ll be ready.

Bleach is moving.
Fast.
Responsive.
It added features while I blinked and Seichi still hasn’t resized a font since 2011.
We’re not saying Bleach is the future—but we’re heavily implying it while sharpening our MOB stats in the background.

📅 Until Thursday:

Game            Status         Drama Level         UI Readability
Bleach RPG         Maintenance Mode               9/10             ✅ Bless Graves
TNR         Kinda Functional             12/10             ❌ Please Help


We’ll be back when Bleach is.

Until then, stay hydrated, don't leave your seat accidentally, and if someone says "I need bleach," hug them. They’ve seen some shiz.








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