🗞️“BLEACH RPG: GRAVES UNLEASHED (AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHUTS US DOWN)” by Abby, BanHammer Survivor & Professional UI Snob

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You ever get invited to a new house, get comfy, see your favorite snacks, and then the host slaps them out of your hands?

Welcome to Bleach RPG, allegedly revived by Graves (yes, that Graves—either from TNR or League of Legends, we’re not entirely sure, we didn’t check). Terriator’s name is also attached to this project for reasons unknown, but let’s be honest: Graves is clearly doing all the heavy lifting while Terr is probably just lurking in the CSS files breaking notification icons.

So what’s the deal?

💾 Interface: Surprisingly Not Sh*t

Bleach RPG launches and the nostalgia hits hard—Core 2 energy all over the place. Let’s talk features:

  • ✅ A better Tavern than TNR (sue me).

  • ✅ Replies that actually work.

  • ✅ You can TAG people like it’s 2025.

  • ✅ Working notifications.

  • ✅ Emotes.

That’s right, you can emote at someone like a functioning adult forum. This is revolutionary tech, apparently.

The community response was instant:
“Where is CATT?!”

We heard you. We were ready.
But just when the potato prophecy was about to invade Bleach…

🛑 CENSORSHIP.

Graves shows up, radiant and smug:

"I did something, post your pictures now."

So I did.

IT. DID. NOT. FORKING. WORK.

No external image support.
Our sacred screenshots? Denied.
Our bounties? Silenced.
Our Jojo meltdowns in 4K? Vanished into the abyss of broken embeds.

Graves. How dare.
You open the gates of spiritual warfare and then block the memes?

This is targeted. This is fear.
You’re afraid we’ll expose the secret soul society scandals before the first soul even gets reaped.

And what did Graves say when confronted?

"In your journal :)"

EXCUSE ME??
Sir, this is not 2008.
No one reads journals unless it ends with “...and that’s how I met your bounty target.”
This is a tactical silencing of the press.

📉 Bleach RPG, Reviewed:

  • UI: 8/10
    Slick, snappy, easy on the eyes. Better than anything TNR had in 2019 and possibly now.

  • CATT Presence: -5/10
    We were censored before we even started. That’s a record. Not even Jojo managed to silence us that fast.

  • Community Potential: 10/10
    People are already demanding CATT, tagging staff, and uploading emotes of questionable anatomy. It's glorious.

  • Staff Support for Journal Posts: 1/10
    Unless you want to blog like it’s MySpace and you’re still mad about Naruto fillers, journals ain't it.

🔮 Hope for the Future?

We do have Kakashi over there, so the #FreeKakashi2025 campaign can officially take a break. But we’ll need to drag Forky over too if we want proper chaos coverage.

Still, until we can post real screenshots and do what we were born to do—expose the unholy alliance between moderators and spiritual farming bugs—this ain’t CATT territory.

But make no mistake, Graves:
We’re watching.
We’re emote-reacting.
And we’ve already written three drafts of the expose about who really runs Hueco Mundo.

Just say the word. We’re coming.







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