🗞️ CATT SPECIAL REPORT FreeKakashi2025: We Hate Him, But We Hate Injustice More💥 By Abby, Gossip Oracle & Reluctant Defense Attorney

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There are few things in this life that unite the fractured hellscape of Seichi. War? Happens monthly. Ramen shortage? Blame Karigan. But the one thing that might just bring everyone together in these cursed lands is the undeniable, pungent scent of moderation hypocrisy.

Let’s not twist this like a badly made tavern emoji. Kakashi deserved his ban.
He said shiz he shouldn’t have. He made the Tavern a warzone. He flirted with cancelation like it was a Genjutsu. And yet... we now ask:

Why October? Why THEN? Why only when it was politically convenient?

Let’s rewind:
The sins Kakashi was punished for? Known by mods for months.
Like, archived-and-dusty known. But did the Mod Squad™ act? Nope.
They defended him. Praised his memes. Let him vibe. Until... oh what’s this? October?

October 2024. The Month of Glorious Meltdown:
🔸 Players rioting.
🔸 Content Team rage-quitting.
🔸 Refund requests pinging PayPal like shuriken.
🔸 And let’s not forget the historical performance of “Gengar’s Last Nerve LIVE” — a one-night-only disaster.

So what did Lady Teni (known as Lady Tylenol, healer of hangovers, destroyer of journalistic integrity) do?
She pulled the ban card.
A perfectly timed, expertly executed, sacrificial throat-cut of Kakashi’s career, just to keep her position clean while the flames licked Gengar’s robes.
Coincidence? Baby, this is Seichi. Nothing is coincidence. Everything is chaos with eyeliner.

Let’s be real:
Kakashi’s ban wasn’t justice. It was PR.

And guess what?
That ban? Over. But the silence? Permanent. A Tavern mute so hard it echoes through server logs like a ghost who once screamed “R@pe jokes are edgy” and now can’t even type “hi.”
(Yes, we hated that too. But hear us out.)

Why #FreeKakashi2025?

  1. Because inconsistent rules are worse than bad avatars.
    Mods enforcing policy based on vibes, tantrums, or who’s screaming loudest in Discord is more dangerous than Kakashi’s entire vocabulary.

  2. Because Officer Forky is here now.
    And honestly? If Kakashi even breathes wrong, Forky will arrest his chakra and send him to Alt Jail. Let chaos meet accountability.

  3. Because we deserve the chaos of Kakashi vs. Forky in Tavern.
    We never got it. We want it. It’s not justice. It’s ✨content.✨

  4. Because the Avatar Game was PEAK when Kakashi roamed.
    Remember the wild, cursed icons? The pixelated masterpieces of degeneracy and psychological warfare? We want that energy back. This PG-12 glow-up era is fake and sad.

In Conclusion:
Free him.
Not because we like him. We don’t.
But because Lady Tylenol’s selective memory should not define justice.
Because silencing him now is just as performative as banning him late.

And because this is Seichi.
We don’t forgive.
We don’t forget.
But we absolutely fight for our right to be hypocritical in equal measure.

Hashtag it loud.
#FreeKakashi2025
Because sometimes, even the worst among us deserve the right to speak—and be dunked on publicly.

📝✨
—Abby
Editor-in-Chief
Carne Asada en las Tetas Times
Defender of Chaotic Equality™








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