🔥 HOT TEA REPORT: Frog Cult Uprising Spills from Shine — Angry Cat Attacked, Tsukimori Catbois Hiss at Admiral’s Betrayal 🔥 Live from the Eye of the Meme Storm – 21/5/2025

This is not a drill. This is not archived chaos. This is happening right now, and your inbox chakra can’t save you.

Puraemu, the Genin menace from Shine, has escalated his one-sided war on the Angry Cat mob. What began as a modest 5827.42 damage flex has mutated into a full-blown meme-based religious movement, now known only as:

THE FROG CULT.

Frogs are everywhere. They are strong. They are smug. They do not blink.

Amid this madness, Phrosfire, Admiral of the Tsukimori Navy and a man who once swore loyalty to balance and cat-kind, delivered a gut punch to feline diplomacy:

“Angry Cat takes 409984.57 damage.”
“I could have buffed more.”

That’s right—he buffed the frog war effort.

Shine is currently in meltdown, reporting high meme saturation and low spiritual humidity. Players are greasing themselves with chakra oil. The sun is rumored to have dimmed out of shame.

Even GoahWay, seasoned outlaw and event overseer, has taken a break from smuggling forbidden jutsu to ask:

“What kind of Shine is going on over there?”

Meanwhile in Tsukimori, moonlight ceremonies are being held by the Catboi Order, who report spiritual dissonance in their whiskers and a sense of betrayal from their once-trusted Admiral.

“We meowed for you,” said one masked initiate. “You buffed the frog.”

As this madness continues to unfold in real-time, we urge all shinobi to take cover, secure their ramen, and report any amphibious activity to their local shrine maiden.

This is not lore. This is now.
We’ll keep reporting.
Unless the frogs get us first.

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