🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE💥 – SPECIAL CLASS WAR EDITION “Prestige, Oppression, and the Unspoken Threat of S-Rank Erasure” By Abby, sparkle economist and full-time enemy of prestige systems

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Phrosfire, fresh off the dev content conveyor belt, has arrived bearing updates. And like most updates, it’s got the vibes of a bureaucracy cosplay convention: pointy, expensive, and nobody knows what’s going on.

But one thing’s clear:
We’ve entered the age of Prestige Hyperinflation™.

🪙 Prestige: Now With More Elitism!

Let’s break it down:

  • Minimum Kage Prestige? Yeeted from 4,000 to 10,000.
    That’s not a requirement. That’s a luxury chakra tax.

  • Want to reject a Kage challenge? That’ll be 10,000.

  • Want to click the “No thanks” button on an AI battle? Hope you’ve got 15,000 to spare.

Apparently, in Seichi now, if you don’t want to fight someone, you have to pay emotional damages.
What’s next? Prestige tolls on chakra roads? A surcharge for using “gg” in chat?

Meanwhile:

  • Accepting a challenge gives you 2,000 (okay, fine).

  • Winning gives you 5,000 (finally, capitalism).

  • Locking your office so you don’t have to deal with challengers is now 500 per hour, a cost that clearly penalizes introverts.

💉 Bloodline Changes: And So Begins the Screening…

New rule: You must be Genin+ to roll for a free bloodline at Wake Island.
Translation: No more Academy bloodline babies rolling up with mythical genetics. Now you’ve gotta earn your medical mutation.

Also: Wake Island remains a suspicious hotspot for all dev experiments. If a random boat dock becomes the center of bloodline science, what’s next? Chakra vaccinations?

🧪 Shop & UI Improvements (aka “The Lies We Tell Ourselves”)

  • You can now see item info by clicking on it. Revolutionary. Truly.

  • New shop filters so you can finally find that one sock your jutsu needs.

  • The opponent’s keystone name now shows their bloodline in battle. Because public doxxing = fun.

  • Sparring won’t consume consumables anymore, which is great for the one person who was sparring with chakra soup.

  • Gear now has minimum level requirements because... balance or whatever.

👀 Final Ominous Note

Still no mention of S-Rank deletion.
But the prestige gates are rising. The bloodlines are being screened. The battlefield is being sanitized.

We are getting closer.
The purge is coming.
We feel it in the jutsu winds.

Until then, remember:
If your prestige drops below 10k, the game will now gently whisper “poor” at your chakra core.

🖊 Abby, currently under investigation for tax evasion via chakra shell companies.




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