๐️ EMERGENCY EDITION “Daughtour’s Mystery Meat Patch: Now With 20% More Panic (And 100% More S-Rank Deletion Anxiety)” By Abby, sparkle prophet, bloodline truther, and emotional hostage of patch notes
It begins, as all post-traumatic nightmares do, with this unholy sentence:
“Your favourite content member is back!”
Questionable.
Suspicious. Borderline disrespectful, if we’re being honest.
Because if you read that line and thought “Oh yay, it’s Dusk with a party quest!”
You were wrong.
It was Daughtour.
The harbinger of emotional collapse. The ghost in our patch logs. The content member who once nerfed joy itself—and now returns to deliver an “update” that reads like a vaguely threatening love letter. What’s inside?
Just a casual mention that bloodlines are being “touched up.”
No details. No context. Just... touched.
But here’s the real panic-flavored meat:
For five whole seconds, everyone in Seichi thought this was it. The Big One™.
THE DELETION OF S-RANK BLOODLINES.
The Final Snap. The Chakra Reaping. The Daughtour Purge.
Players opened the update expecting:
๐ช “We have removed all S-Rank bloodlines for game balance.”
๐ “Congratulations, you're now B-Rank and crying.”
๐ฉธ “You get a basic elemental kekkei genkai and a pat on the head.”
Instead, what did we get?
✨Vibes.
✨Ambiguity.
✨Bloodlines renamed after suspicious LLCs.
Take BBE for example—sounds like a cute bloodline? WRONG. It stands for Basic Bitches Enterprise, a shadow corporation of mediocrity now installed in your DNA.
Other horrifying clues include:
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“Some names may be altered.” → Translation: Your legendary lineage is now “Windy McSneeze.”
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“Modernization efforts.” → Translation: We added TikTok to your chakra stream.
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And let’s not forget the cursed emoji riddle: ๐ฅ๐งฌ๐ฎ๐งช๐ง
That’s not a vibe. That’s a mad science experiment with your soul.
The most sinister part?
No confirmation that S-Ranks are safe. No denial either.
Just this lingering message: “We hope you’re excited.”
EXCITED FOR WHAT, DAUGHTOUR? OUR OWN EXECUTION?
Players are now living in fear. Bloodline surgeons are booking appointments six months in advance. One Genin attempted to glue his bloodline to his ribcage using chakra superglue.
๐ก Final Diagnosis:
This isn’t a patch note. It’s a psychological thriller.
A murder mystery where the victim is trust.
Daughtour didn’t delete S-Ranks—yet. But the silence speaks louder than nerfs.
So here we are.
Waiting. Watching. Buffing our dodge stats.
Because in Seichi… anything with a rank can vanish. Even you.
๐ Abby, still crying in H-Rank.
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