GLOBAL TAVERN — What began as a casual shinobi tavern convo spiraled into a full-scale spiritual hallucination involving at least one Kage, two content contributors, a Genin prophet, and six different timelines.
It all started when SasukeUchiha, the esteemed (and possibly sleep-deprived) Kage of Glacier, dropped a war scroll with claims that Genjutsu had a range of 5 and passives to match. Naturally, the tavern reacted with the composure of a Lightning Fox on caffeine.
UnnamedSG, content contributor from Shine, swiftly dismissed the claim as "fake news," citing that Neons are known to fabricate posts “from time to time :3” — an emoji that instantly nullified all credibility.
Enter Yakumo, a Genin from Current with a memory like a cursed scroll. He produced a sacred text dated 21/11/24 confirming Sasuke’s prophecy. Stackatk, another contributor and high-functioning combat poet, wavered between demanding apologies and existential collapse.
PercAngle, professional outlaw and part-time peacemaker, attempted to lower the volume but was met with spiritual rejection from all parties.
Meanwhile, Mirage, trapped in an eternal combat loop, declared: “I’m being gaslit again 😗.” Scholars agree this was the most accurate statement in the entire debacle.
Sasuke, not content with logic, shouted “search range 5 on disc smart asses” before proceeding to gaslight everyone like an arsonist in a paper dojo.
By the end, UnnamedSG quietly admitted that “buki had 5 range,” and stackatk issued a conditional apology, which historians are still decoding.
No consensus was reached. Trust was shattered. Range 5 remains a myth, a memory, and possibly a Genjutsu cast on all of Seichi.
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