“Apple-geddon, Darkness Restored & the QoL Nobody Understands”

 

Seichi's peace has once again been shattered—this time not by war, but by a barrage of produce.

ZakkuTensai, local Lower Outlaw and wind enthusiast, has declared war on Kabuto by launching a series of fruit-based offenses in response to a request from press agent Abby for “material.”

“Throws an apple at @Kabuto”

One turned into many. Sources claim up to 50 apples were thrown, which:

1. Exceeds chakra fruit limit regulations,

2. Violates common tavern etiquette, and

3. Might explain Zakku’s immediate call to be banned.

“Ban me pls” – Z.T., post-apple fugue state

In an unexpected twist, Kabuto, a Higher Outlaw with a known snake aesthetic, declined to retaliate violently.

“I don’t like hitting people with glasses.”
Diplomatic restraint or soft spot for nerds? Jury’s out.

Meanwhile, a voice of divine observation—Sol—connected the dots:

“Snakes and apples... something about this story feels familiar 🤔”

And while this biblical reenactment unfolded, true salvation came from the shadows.

🛠️ Phrosfire, unsung hero of UI despair, fixed the blinding light mode issue, saving thousands of retinas and roughly 12 broken phones. Praise be upon the dev.

Not to be outdone, Detour (now operating under the extremely formal name “Daughtour”) delivered a cryptic update on reptile summons and something called QoL, which the entire population of Seichi politely nodded at without understanding.

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