The 'BA$64' Trend: Seichi’s Latest Obsession or Public Health Crisis? By the Gossip Tabloid That Definitely Checks Its Sources (We Don't)

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It started, as all disasters do, with a sigh and a single line:

":sigh: too complex, I go back to BA.. I need to make 64 happen today." — Snowent, 27/5/2025, 15:56

With this cryptic yet oddly determined confession, the BA$64 challenge was born. Within hours, genins were canceling missions, jounins were suspending clan duties, and even rumored Kage were seen entering Battle Arena queues muttering, “Just one more…”

The rules? Vaguely defined. The consequences? Catastrophic. The goal? Hit 64 Battle Arena matches in one day. Why 64? No one knows. Possibly a spiritual number. Possibly because it’s divisible by 8. Possibly because someone misread a bingo card. Again — we don’t check facts here.

A Viral Madness Sweeping the Villages

Sources say this was supposed to be a joke — an ironic challenge meant to mock grind culture. But irony is a slippery jutsu. Within hours, taverns were filled with glassy-eyed ninjas whispering "Just 12 more to go..." Medics in Current and Silence report a surge in cases of:

  • Wrist Explosions

  • Clicker Finger Syndrome

  • BA Induced Rage Paralysis

  • Sad Puppy PTSD

One anonymous healer (ok fine it was Amedot) issued a warning:

"Some even fight until they faint. And you know what that puppy did? Slaughtered his family. This is no trend. This is trauma."

Where’s the ANBU?

As of now, the Global ANBU remains silent. Probably also doing their dailies. Rumors swirl that some members were spotted queuing under alts with names like BA_Fanatic69 and Sasuke4BA. We cannot confirm this. But also yes we can.

Final Thoughts (From a Totally Unbiased Press Outlet)

Listen. If you’re reading this, step away from the queue. Put the Ryo down. Look into the eyes of that puppy. Understand that those are not eyes of mercy — they are the dead gaze of a creature who has seen too much... and punched even more.

We’re not saying don’t do the BA$64 challenge. We’re just saying — make sure your will is updated. And maybe... fight in moderation?

This article was brought to you by the Concerned Shinobi Journalists of Seichi (Population: 1 and a half)

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