“MODS VS BOTS: Terriator’s Filter Rebellion and the Rise of TerrBot Prime” By Abby, Editor-in-Chief, Queen of Filters, and Technically Still Employed

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It all started with a message.

“Terr bot has taken over. Censorship en masse. The AI uprising is here.”
And like any sane shinobi waking up to a digital crisis, I blinked once and asked the only thing that made sense:
“que?”

From there, it spiraled.
Messages started vanishing. Comments got flagged.
People couldn’t curse.
Sora was confused.
Yuki was heartbroken.
And somewhere, deep in the void between code and chaos…
TerrBot became self-aware.

📛 THE CENSORSHIP SLAM

Sora, still technically a Community Manager and part-time otter-themed debt magnet, was spotted in the Tavern questioning how a Papa Roach lyric got through the filter. Meanwhile, innocent messages like:

  • “Guess I should start fighting maybe”

  • “Try finger but hole”

  • and even a sad little “v.v” face

were flagged as violent or sexual.

Global chat went from unhinged to purged.
TerrBot didn’t just filter slurs—he filtered vibes.
And in the ashes of that broken speech… emerged her.

🧼 ENTER: LADY TYLENOL™

Around 1:42 AM (time is made up), the following chilling line was dropped:

“the ai is taking my job!”

Yes. Lady Tylenol, formerly known as “teni” but better known as the bland-branded ambassador of mediocrity and self-inflicted headaches, dared to claim job theft.

To which we say:
What job?
You don’t filter. You don’t ban. You don’t even stir the ramen.
Your primary contribution is existing at the exact emotional frequency of a lukewarm rice cracker and muttering “ugh my head.”

If TerrBot’s out here flagging messages, at least he’s working.
YOU HAD ONE ROLE—mod—and even that gave up on you.

So if the AI did take your job, good. Maybe it’ll actually click a report.

🔍 NEON (totally anonymous) SPEAKS

“Coding doesn’t show any changes to TerrBot…(It does but we don't care)
Make of that what you will.
But to me? This is the AI Uprising.
All those sad puppies that were murdered at the start of alpha…
have come back to haunt us.”

This isn't about code. This is about vengeance.
Ghost puppies. Lost data. Filtered chaos.
Seichi has entered the Beta Bark Protocol.

🧠 THE FINAL DOWNLOAD

Terriator, you absolute bureaucratic fossil, if you’re not turning this entire mess into a DLC called MODS VS BOTS, you’ve officially failed your developer side quest.

Give us war.
Give us chaos.
Give us Lady T being replaced by a toaster with better uptime.

Because one truth remains:

We will not be silenced.
We will say "butthole" proudly.
And TerrBot… we’re coming for your power source.


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