“I Am Banana"

In a move that has confused botanists, linguists, and hungry ninja alike, Soura — a goblin affiliated with the Black Dragons — interrupted tavern peace today by declaring, simply: “Banana.”

Reptar, a Silence-based dinosaur of questionable legality, responded with alarm: “Soura’s the banana?! I almost ate it.” The tavern paused. The wind stilled. Somewhere in Tsukimori, a fox dropped its rice ball in existential dread.

Jounin Noziroh of Current, perhaps trying to help, clarified with: “You’re a banana!” — thus cementing what scholars now call the Goblin Produce Identity Loop™. Sources say he then quietly muttered “I didn’t train for this.”

The Culinary Board of Silence has issued an emergency advisory titled “Please Confirm Before You Consume,” warning citizens to “bite responsibly” and “check for goblin declarations prior to ingestion.” Reptar is reportedly in therapy.

Meanwhile, speculation grows that Soura may be part of an underground fruit-themed infiltration cell. One Black Dragon spokesperson denied involvement, stating: “Our members might be morally flexible, but none of them identify as potassium-rich vegetation. As far as we know.”

Seichi remains divided.

One side asks: “Why?”
The other?
“Is it ripe?”

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