🕵️ SEICHI SCANDAL GAZETTE — INVESTIGATION SPECIAL 🕵️ May 21st — Discord DMs and Cookie-Fueled Chaos “The Sunshine Blackmail: GoahWay Allegedly Exposed in Discord Leak by Monami”

 

What began as a peaceful week of chakra and community events has descended into sweet, crumbly scandal after allegations surfaced of an active blackmail plot targeting GoahWay, Seichi’s self-declared sun preacher and the loudest man to ever type “MEDIC” in all caps.

The source of the blackmail?
Monami—Event Contributor, renowned pastry sorceress of Current, and, allegedly, shadow puppeteer of secrets.

Multiple whispers claim that in a private Discord channel, Monami acquired screenshots of GoahWay talking trash about the sun—the very celestial body he’s spent entire event cycles worshipping, weaponizing, and legally binding others to via the infamous Shinetology contract.

Let us be clear:

No one can officially confirm the screenshots are real.
But also yes, we’ve seen them, and they are realer than the Current tax rate.

The real scandal? Word is Monami has been using said screenshots to “gently influence” GoahWay. While it’s not officially blackmail, sources describe it as “baked persuasion.” And this isn’t her first rodeo.

A Jonin from Shroud (who asked to remain anonymous “before the muffins arrive”) recalled:

“She sent me a rock in the mail. No note. No threat. Just the rock.”
“I wired her 200k Ryo on instinct. The pressure was… metaphysical.”

Whether GoahWay will take action remains unclear. He has not issued a statement, though witnesses report he’s been avoiding sunny maps, whispering “forgive me, Amaterasu,” and has added an umbrella to his cosmetics.

Monami continues to bake.
And people continue to pay.

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