📰 SEICHI TRIBUNE – SPECIAL REPORT “You Asked, They Banned: A Shinobi’s Crime? Telling the Truth”

It started like any other casual declaration of autocratic disinterest: Terriator posted a poll. The question? “What do you want?”
A strange question in a world where everyone’s answer is obviously “money, faster updates, and fewer bugs.” But Terriator, in a burst of optimism or hubris, left the poll open.

Enter Ryujin, a shinobi of few words but powerful clicks. With surgical precision, they added:

“Remove the current moderation team.”

A bold choice. A democratic one. A cry from the shadows of the Tavern.

Moments later, the skies darkened, the moderation spirits stirred—and Ryujin was banned. No discussion. No warning. Just a swift purge, faster than a ramen discount vanishing at lunch hour.

The Tavern erupted. Players screamed. ChatGPT was summoned to review the sacred scrolls (i.e. the rules). No law found. No clause cited. No evidence Ryujin did anything but participate.

So what’s the real crime? Daring to criticize the untouchable moderatori elite? Exposing the growing rift between player base and staff shrine?

Rumors now swirl:

• Is this Terriator’s final transformation into Lord Bureaucratus?

• Has the moderation team formed its own clan?

• Will Dusk save us with an emergency festival or at least a nice hat?

The situation escalates. More shinobi whisper rebellion. Some have renamed their totems “Ryujin.” One person set up a rogue training log titled “The Truth.”

We write this article at great personal risk. If we vanish, know this: Ryujin was only the first. And the poll remains open in our hearts.

—Seichi Tribune, your last bastion of unbanned journalism.

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