Reports are pouring in across Seichi as players find themselves suddenly thrust into Light Mode against their will. While some brushed it off with a resigned sigh, others have not been so lucky—phones were reportedly bricked, eyes were scorched, and cookies were sacrificed in dark ritual resets.
As panic set in, cries of "Why am I in light mode?!" echoed through the tavern halls. But from the shadows, a single voice dared to offer hope.
Lelouch, a known panda propaganda agent and Current village evangelist, boldly declared:
“We have perma dark mode here in Current. Come home.”
Serene, high-ranking, fearless, and halfway blind by this point, was unconvinced:
“Swear to God stop putting me in light mode.”
And who could blame her?
As Valrix pointed out, the claim of "perma dark mode" may not be so permanent—or so real.
So what gives? Why is Current seemingly immune? Why do they dwell in the blessed shadows while the rest of us are bathed in UI hellfire?
Is this just another symptom of Current privilege?
A bug… or a blessing?
Or perhaps—a Terriator plot to blind the masses before the next rep sale?
As Karigan put it, this may be equivalent exchange for having fixed the federal support bug.
We got fair billing... and lost our retinas in return.
Dark mode warriors, hold fast.
Clear cache, sacrifice cookies, and above all: question everything that glows.
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