🚨BREAKING: NEURIA'S IDENTITY CRISIS – ALT ACCOUNT EXPOSED? OR JUST ATTENTION STARVED?🚨 By Abby, Tabloid Empress, Surveillance Goblin & Professional Alt-Sniffer ✨📸

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It happened quietly. Too quietly. One moment, the Tavern was echoing with the usual screams about Zakku’s cheeks and the next—bam—Neuria drops a message so misplaced, so mistimed, it could only mean one thing: the wrong account posted.

Yes, shinobi. We have entered the sacred realm of "Oops, wrong alt."

🧠 Let’s reconstruct the scene (with minimal dignity and maximum speculation):

Captured in a now-immortalized screenshot—courtesy of our Gossip Recon Unit (aka you guys)—Neuria replies to a conversation with context only an alt account would have. No preamble. No explanation. Just a smooth, subtle, "lol that’s me"-type message, as if we wouldn’t notice the lore-break happening in real time.

But we did. We always do.

🕵️‍♀️ The Leading Theories

1. Accidental Alt Reveal (aka The Classic Fork-Up)
She meant to post from her side account. Maybe it’s her “undercover” personality. Maybe it’s her “I’m too cool for main” identity. Maybe it’s the one where she talks about fanfic smut and sells emotional damage for Ryō. Either way—she clicked the wrong tab, and now we know someone’s been living a double life.

2. Cry for Tabloid Attention
Let’s be honest—who doesn’t want to be featured here? We’re Seichi’s #1 outlet for weaponized gossip and poetic slander. Perhaps Neuria’s message was deliberately off-character. A ploy. A whisper to the gossip gods. A desperate sparkle-missive saying:

“Notice me, Abby-sama.”

And if so?
Well, mission accomplished.

3. 4D Chess Mindgame
What if... she wanted us to think it was an accident? What if the account she posted from was actually not the alt but the “cover alt” for the real main? What if the alt is the main and the main is the bait and the bait is the—

Okay we’re spiraling.

👀 What We Know So Far

  • Neuria made a post with suspiciously self-referential content.

  • There was no immediate follow-up. No emoji save. No "wrong chat lol".

  • The vibe was... exposed.

Is she a Shroud kunoichi with too many logins and not enough shame?
Or is this all part of an elaborate RP where she wants to be found?

📢 TABLOID CALL TO ACTION:

Have you spotted more of Neuria’s alt antics?
Do you have timestamps, weirdly timed reactions, or accounts that show up to defend her with way too much enthusiasm?
SEND THEM.

Because we’re launching a full investigation:
Project Mirror Kunai: The Hunt for Neuria's Other Face.

Until then, we remain poised, petty, and fully caffeinated.

🖋 Abby out.




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