🔥🗞️ EMERGENCY UPDATE: SASUKE SIGHTED? MOMOSHIKI MELTDOWN & BDC BETRAYAL! 🗞️🔥 By the gods of confusion and cursed timing—things escalated faster than a Van Goah reunion inside a Taco Bell during happy hour.

Just hours (actually minutes) after our earlier Sasuke Speculation Special, the drama came to a boil. Our confused silver-haired Genin, Momoshiki, traumatized by the relentless accusations of being the emo boi reincarnated, declared he would be leaving Current to join the Black Dragons (BDC). His logic? "I don’t wanna be associated with Sasuke anymore :("

But alas. Tragedy.

Nobody had the heart—or the chakra—to tell him until it was too late: Sasuke Uchiha IS IN BDC.

Insert: internal screaming.

The betrayal hit hard. Our poor boy screamed “NO! I CAN’T EVEN TRUST ABBY ANYMORE :((((” like a tragic lover in a soap opera. And then… it happened.

Sasuke Uchiha himself appeared.

The world held its breath. The tension was denser than Quiet’s mod aura. Their meeting was like watching two cursed mirrors reflect chaos into eternity. They both screamed each other's names in disbelief like it was a low-budget romantic shonen showdown.

Meanwhile, the Cult of Nya and associates (Zayah, Karigan, Valrix, Zakku and friends) couldn’t stop updating the Sasuke Probability Meter™, peaking at 82% before plummeting down to “oh fork we’ll never know.”

But the plot thickens. Sasuke and Momoshiki might be trolling us. Their back-and-forth, their overdramatic gasps, the synchronized meltdown... it’s giving Genjutsu. It’s giving "we rehearsed this in front of a broken mirror."

Karigan, our dependable chaos-navigator, was last seen crying in non-binary, while Abby tried to save the soul of Current with emotional damage control. Quiet was notably missing, possibly passed out after using his mod powers too many times today. We reached out to the potato-cameraman Potatorazzi, who returned from his snack break just in time to get some blurry shots of the cosmic meltdown. Bless.

So. Is Momoshiki Sasuke?
We don't know.
Is he not Sasuke?
Still don’t know.

What we do know is: this mess is glorious, and we’re here for every second of it.

Stay tuned for further updates as we continue analyzing every hair strand and angst-poem posted in the global tavern. And remember:

🌀 Trust no one.
🌸 Praise the Nya.
🥔 Trust the potato.

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