🕵️‍♀️ “THE MODS ARE NOT ALRIGHT: TNR’s Watchdogs Are Ghosts and Terrbot Smells Blood” Bush-recorded and sparkle-certified by Abby, chronic lurker and head of Gossip Reconnaissance Unit

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This whole exposé began—like most investigative operations do in Seichi—with Forky signaling for backup. And like the unhinged, underpaid sparklesnipers we are, we peeked through the foliage and hit RECORD.

What followed was mod comedy gold.

Forky, doing Kami’s work, tossed a casual grenade:

“Bell what is your opinion on Mods that never interact with the TNR community?”

A direct hit.
Bell—Jr. Mod in training and now officially part of this chaos—actually responded. And her words were... something:

“I have no opinion because I'm not always here, so they could be talking and interacting when I'm not around and I wouldn't know. :>”

Girl.
You are training to be a mod.
Is not showing up part of the curriculum? Like… is this a stealth module?
“Lesson 3: Blend into the environment like a Silent NPC and avoid all responsibility.”
Because if so, congratulations. 🥇 You’re acing it.

And so, in the name of truth, scandal, and caffeine, we did what any proper tabloid would do:

🔍 We Investigated.

We pulled up TNR’s mod roster and checked their Yapper ranks.
And the results?
OH BABY.
We might as well be ruled by the ghosts of taverns past.

📉 THE MODS IN QUESTION:

  • Mituche – Level 100. Yapper Rank: 0.
    Hasn’t been seen since tequila came in barrels. Possibly migrated to Taco Bell dimension.

  • Rx – Stylish vampire energy, plays with magic or spreadsheets, nobody knows anymore.
    Yapper Rank: 0. Last seen during the Great Lag of ‘24.

  • Luca – Celestial vibes. Zero tavern words. Possibly allergic to “public chat.”
    Only appears in locked Discord circles, whispers in private, and vanishes with a shimmer of superiority. Yapper Rank: 0.

  • LG & Gage – Cute avis, no impact. No yap. Zero sparkles. Background NPCs.
    Moderators in title, spectators in function.

  • wolfikun – Present in pixels. Missing in action. Still has a stronger presence than the ghost mod trio.

And yet…
These are the people meant to protect us from Terrbot?
The bot that censors “wtf,” bans “Abbie” for reasons, and is currently hiding on Wake Island like a titanium coward?

🤖 Terrbot Is Winning

Here’s the thing, Seichi: when your mods don’t speak, Terrbot fills the silence.
When your watchers are asleep, the code enforces chaos.
You think censorship’s bad now? Wait till Terrbot promotes himself.

🧨 FINAL WORD:

Bell said she doesn’t know if mods interact because she’s “not always there.”

And that, my friends, is the core problem.

We have absentee landlords in a burning village.
We’re being patrolled by invisible hall monitors.
We are the students in charge of detention.
And Terrbot? That punk is writing the rules with an auto-ban script and no soul.

So, unless someone starts talking, showing up, or at the very least YAPPING ONCE,
we may as well hand Terrbot the admin panel and rename this place:

“The Ninja Robot RPG.”

Yapper ranks are public. Accountability is free.
And if the mods won't speak?

We will.

🖊️ Abby out.
And no, Bell, we’re not mad. Just severely, spiritually, and emotionally disappointed.


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