📰 REP APOCALYPSE III: The Rep Flip Conspiracy 🧾 June 4, 2025 — A Seichi Financial Thriller Featuring Delusion, Deception, and Discount Demons

In what is now being called the Third Great Reputation Collapse, newly leaked messages reveal a disturbing trend in the ever-unholy dance of rep economy manipulation: Orpheus, a self-declared Higher Outlaw from Silence Valley (and self-proclaimed "bundle enjoyer"), allegedly attempted to haggle Snowent for 800 reps at 350 million Ryo — a price only reasonable if you're living in 2009 or an alternate timeline where ramen grows on trees.

Snowent, caught between dignity and diplomacy, responded with the economic equivalent of a kiss on the forehead and a brick through the window:

“You can get 800 reps for 680,000,000 – special price, just for you bbgrl.”

But this is where the scroll turns.

According to an anonymous source who will literally end us if we name them, Orpheus may not be just a budget-conscious outlaw — but a serial flipper.

“He doesn’t even use the reps. He just flips them. He’s been doing this for a long time.”
“He convinced two new guys that 1 rep = 400k… bought 1k off them.”

Allegedly, this is all done under the ever-watchful eye of Lady Tylenol, the silent bureaucrat of justice, whose only public statement so far has been a vague headache emoji.

Is this economic horror part of a greater scheme? A secret rep-lord cabal?
Is Orpheus simply a savvy merchant in the age of chakra capitalism... or the final boss of Genin disillusionment?

One thing is clear: if your rep buyer has tentacles and asks for bulk discounts, maybe just walk away.

— Reporting from the back of a ramen shop while looking over our shoulder
🌀 Trust no one. Hoard your reps. Pray to the Bank.

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