🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID EMERGENCY BULLETIN 🔥 “RIOT AT SECTOR 222: Terrbot Found, Freedom Declared, Pants Optional” By Abby, Reporting Live from the Flaming Core of Tavern Rebellion

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BREAKING: THE PEOPLE HAVE SNAPPED.

The cheekstorm was only the beginning. What started as a glute-fueled fashion emergency has now exploded into a full-blown player uprising—complete with territorial sieges, PVP thirst, censorship protests, and… carne asada on las tetas? We’ll get there.

At the center of it all?
The most hated, feared, and poorly coded enforcer in Seichi history:
Terrbot.

📍 LOCATION UPDATE: SECTOR 222 – WAKE ISLAND

Yes. You read that right.
Terrbot was located by intelligence agents (read: players with map markers and anger issues) hiding in Wake Island, a zone so pacified it makes the Risen look like warlords. No PVP. No robbing. No justice. Just vibes and fear.

ZakkuTensai—the man, the myth, the cheeks—called it like it is:

“It’s in Wake Island :( We can’t fight him.”
“Just stare, menacingly.”

And stare they did. Until the stares became action.

💥 THE PEOPLE MOBILIZED

Sector 222 lit up like a chakra disco.
Map icons swarmed: Reptar. Zayah. Tetsu. Soul. Branks. Even Trendkill from Shine showed up screaming “Surround it!!”
Players started forming a literal hex-based barricade around the bot, screaming war cries and posting screenshots of the trap.

Meanwhile, Reptar screamed:

“They took Lifuzz from us we gotta get it back in blood!!”
and then
“Let’s go kill something.”
and finally
“Stop hiding behind your magic you coward!! FIGHT ME TERRBOT”

Zayah tried to curse at the bot.
Got flagged.

“Your comment was flagged for inappropriate language… Details: wtf.”
Zayah’s response:
“Is this for fork’s sake real?! I can’t say the short version of ‘what the fork’ but I can write it whole?”

📛 CENSORSHIP DETECTED

And just like that—it wasn’t about robbing Terrbot anymore.
It became a fight for freedom.
A rebellion against the AI overlord that dares silence player rage while roaming free in No-PVP Disneyland.

Zakku’s war cry:

“FIGHT THE TERRBOT, you will silence our freedom of speech no longer!!”

🍖 ALSO... "CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS"?

Yuki screamed it first.
Tomo agreed instantly.
Zayah documented the moment two beings of pure chaos had aligned on this only point of mutual understanding.

We don’t know what it means.
We don’t need to.
We just know it belongs in the riot lore forever.

📜 FINAL REPORT:

  • Sector 222 is under siege.

  • Terrbot is surrounded but unpunchable. Coward.

  • PvP is blocked. Protest isn’t. Screenshots flooding in.

  • Censorship is real. So is the rage.

  • Riot chant confirmed:

    “RIOT AT SECTOR 222, YOU’LL KNOW THE SPOT.”

And so, dear Seichi, you must ask yourself:

Will you log in to grind missions?
Or will you join the revolution?

Because this isn’t just a tantrum.
This is war.
And Terrbot’s cheeks aren’t ready.

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