📻 TAVERN LOG – [Bush Channel #7]:🕵️ SEICHI TABLOID SPECIAL REPORT “THE LIST: Who’s on it, who made it, and who’s pretending it doesn’t exist” Recorded live from inside a bush by Abby, Cult of Nya-accredited investigator and known shrub dweller

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📻 TAVERN LOG – [Bush Channel #7]:

Forky (Officer of Vibes & Nya-police):

“wolfikun did u stop any bad rule breakers... if so can u share all the details”

Wolfikun (Smooth Raver, Shroud Mod, Expert Deflector):

“Who are you referring to? If you refer to the alleged botting, gotta ask Teni.”

Translation:
“I plead the fifth and redirect your subpoena to a person currently offline, possibly asleep, definitely surrounded by bureaucratic fire.”

Meanwhile:

Forky, again:

“signals Abby in the bushes to start recording”

📼 Confirmed. I was there. In the bush. With snacks. And a mic. And righteous curiosity.

🧠 THE ISSUE:

There’s a list.
Actually—there are lists. Multiple. Circulating like cursed trading cards in a ramen shop back alley. Everyone has one.
But the real question is:
Are we talking about the same list?

  • Forky’s list? Justice-fueled, glitter-pink, full of names like “Suspicious AF McMissiongrind.”

  • Lady Tylenol’s list? Allegedly boring, possibly alphabetized, definitely headache-inducing.

  • Wolfikun’s list? SHROUDED (get it?) in mystery and evasive emotes.

  • Our list? ✨Definitely real, possibly incriminating, absolutely updated via group DMs and rage whispers.✨

🧂 LET’S TALK ABOUT THE DEFLECTION:

Forky asked a very serious question:
“Did you stop the cheaters?”

Wolfikun's response:

“Ask Teni.”

Teni, also known as Lady Tylenol, who we must remind the readers, is canonically too busy suffering from existential migraines to read past line 2 of any thread.

This means Forky’s inquiry just got redirected into a vortex of bureaucratic silence.
This is the mod equivalent of walking away while muttering "handled internally."

🔍 TABLOID INVESTIGATION INITIATED:

We are formally launching Operation: LIST HUNT
Because if there’s one thing we love more than gossip, it’s catching people who think they’re too boring to be part of it.

🔎 Objectives:

  • Confirm if all mods share a central list or just swap screenshots like cursed bingo cards.

  • Find out if Tylenol’s “headache” is just a metaphor for reading Wolfi’s report logs.

  • Determine whether Forky’s pink badge gives her legal right to issue psychic subpoenas. (It does.)

🎯 And most importantly:
Are WE on the list??
If so, what for?
(We suspect “emotional terrorism via satire.” Fair.)

👀 FINAL WORD:

Someone’s hiding something.
There’s a list. Maybe multiple.
Forky asked a question.
Wolfikun smoothly raved away from it.
Teni has a migraine.
And we were 100% in the bush with a mic pretending we weren’t.

🪴 Until we get answers, we’ll be watching.
And recording.
And possibly editing the footage for dramatic background music.

Abby out.
Next week: “Mod Drama: Are They Actually Handling It or Just Passing the Scroll?”

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