“We Have Homes Now? Did We Not Before? Am I Paying Rent to an Illusion?”

 

In a shocking development that left many shinobi blinking at their screens and checking their floor mats for signs of illusion genjutsu, Neon announced today:

“We are no longer homeless, you can purchase a home now.”

The community, however, had one unified reaction:
“Excuse me??”

For as long as anyone can remember, ninja have been buying furniture, decorating spaces, hosting dramatic dinner arguments, and placing potted plants strategically for chakra flow. Now we’re told we were homeless?

“I’ve had a fireplace for three months,” said one Jonin. “Who was I heating it for? The void?”

But the deepest existential wound was dealt to Panda, the famously cuddly community figure who has spent countless months telling people to come home.

Now we must ask:
Come home... to WHAT, PANDA?!
Was it metaphorical all along? Or was he, too, tragically unaware we were sleeping in metaphysical dirt?

Even worse, now we’re being asked to pay for the privilege of what we assumed we already had. Is this an upgrade? A stealth eviction? A chakra landlord plot?

One anonymous Genin put it best:

“I could’ve sworn I owned a house. Turns out it was just shared delusion and a decorative rug.”

Whatever the case, welcome to the housing market.
Bring Ryo. And questions.

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