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🗞️“Jojo vs Reality: How to Lose a Bounty War and Still Blame the Potato” By Abby, Editor-in-Grief & Proudly Edible

on July 14, 2025

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🗞️BOUNTYGATE: CELESTINA AND THE SLEEPY SCAM™ by Abby, Editor-in-Grief & Uncensored Truth Machine

on July 13, 2025

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🦴 THE MADCHAN FEEDINGS: SKELETONS, SCROLLS & THE SUSHI STANDARD Carne Asada en las Tetas Times – July Issue By Abby, Wind Priestess of Windy Business™

on July 09, 2025

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🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY UPDATE ❄️ OPERATION: KAGELOCK TERMINATED By Abby, investigative penguin, part-time gossip gremlin

on July 06, 2025

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🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE 🎭 “New Gender? No Appeal? No Forking Sense!” By Abby, the Harassed Harasser™, now with official seasoning

on July 03, 2025

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🗞️ CATT SPECIAL BULLETIN 💉📉 “Medical Missions, Gambling Addictions & The Day the Bank Cried” By Abby, MD (Mad Drama), with charts that make accountants weep

on July 03, 2025

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🗞️ CATT SPECIAL REPORT FreeKakashi2025: We Hate Him, But We Hate Injustice More💥 By Abby, Gossip Oracle & Reluctant Defense Attorney

on July 02, 2025

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🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY BROADCAST 📡 LIVE FROM WAKE ISLAND: The Coliseum No One Told You About By Abby, PvP voyeur, popcorn addict, enemy of bots

on July 01, 2025

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🗞️ CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS TIMES EXCLUSIVE 🗞️ "Dear Mathias Gruber: The GitHub Gospel That Shamed the Staff Shrine" By Abby, Editor-in-Spite, Markdown Enthusiast & Righteous Screecher

You know where most people go to air their workplace grievances? A whisper in the break room. A passive-aggressive sticky note. Maybe a meme in the Tavern if you’re feeling spicy. But one brave, radiant, chakra-blessed soul walked into the unholiest of temples—the GitHub Issues tab—and dropped a 31-line chakra strike that is still echoing through the halls of Seichi’s neglected moderation dungeon. 📌 Read it yourself if you dare: https://github.com/studie-tech/TheNinjaRPG/issues/545 Yes, shinobi. This is real. This is Issue #545 . And this is the only kind of Staff Issue we stan. The anonymous prophet (okay, not that anonymous—it’s Adrian M-Byte , bless your syntax) opens the scroll with a chef’s kiss: “Dear Mathias Gruber,” —a greeting so powerful we had to sit down. That’s Terriator. The Boss. The Big T. The sacred bureaucrat whose communication frequency is set to “GitHub or GTFO.” And Adrian? Adrian understood the assignment. No Discord drama. No vague Tavern ja...

🗞️💥 ONE MONTH OF CHAOS: The Tabloid That Lived 💥🗞️ By Abby, high on potato starch and legally untouchable (for now)

We made it. One month (well, we are 2 days too late, but who cares) since this reckless scroll of scandal was unleashed on Seichi and the world hasn’t banned us yet. No cease & desist. No perma-ban. Not even a politely worded threat from Terriator’s secretary. Either we’re blessed by Fujin or the mods still haven’t logged in. So let’s recap what we’ve achieved during our short but highly destructive existence: 🎉 WHAT WE’VE DONE (AND SURVIVED): 🧨 We Spoke the Truth and Got Away With It: We’ve dragged Kages, mocked bots, leaked DMs, and named names—yet here we are. Not banned. Not silenced. Just slightly haunted. That’s not just journalism. That’s jutsu. 📈 3,000+ Views in One Forking Month: That's more than the number of people who finished tier quests this year. I didn’t think y’all could read. And yet… here we are. I’m blushing. Like, full kawaii blush emoji. 😳We see you, silent readers. Your shame fuels us. 🏷️ They Tag Us Now: People DM us BEFORE THE SCAND...

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther

After Glacier’s sudden power shift and our bombshell investigation , CATT reached out for an exclusive interview with the man of the hour: Anarchy — the level 80, challenge-locking, prestige-alleged Kage who rules Glacier from under a blanket of silence (and maybe a discount futon). We tried to talk. We really did. But what we got was not so much an interview… as a masterclass in avoidance, emojis, and personality fog. 📍 THE INTERVIEW (Chronologically, Baby) 🕒 [07:52] Abby: “you haven’t answered any of my questions, I can’t do my job like this” Anarchy: “I am reading your CATT, please excuse me” Ah, the sacred art of saying “don’t talk to me, I’m reading the drama you caused.” 🕒 [07:53] Abby: “The masses want to know what are your prestige levels and what’s your skin-care routine” Anarchy: “Ah ok” Just “Ah ok.” Not “here’s my prestige,” not “SPF 30 and blood of my enemies.” Just vibes. Cold ones. 🕒 [08:03] Anarchy, unprovoked: “I didn’t see questi...

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