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🦴 THE MADCHAN FEEDINGS: SKELETONS, SCROLLS & THE SUSHI STANDARD Carne Asada en las Tetas Times – July Issue By Abby, Wind Priestess of Windy Business™

🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY UPDATE ❄️ OPERATION: KAGELOCK TERMINATED By Abby, investigative penguin, part-time gossip gremlin

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE 🎭 “New Gender? No Appeal? No Forking Sense!” By Abby, the Harassed Harasser™, now with official seasoning

🗞️ CATT SPECIAL BULLETIN 💉📉 “Medical Missions, Gambling Addictions & The Day the Bank Cried” By Abby, MD (Mad Drama), with charts that make accountants weep

🗞️ CATT SPECIAL REPORT FreeKakashi2025: We Hate Him, But We Hate Injustice More💥 By Abby, Gossip Oracle & Reluctant Defense Attorney

🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY BROADCAST 📡 LIVE FROM WAKE ISLAND: The Coliseum No One Told You About By Abby, PvP voyeur, popcorn addict, enemy of bots

🗞️ CARNE ASADA EN LAS TETAS TIMES EXCLUSIVE 🗞️ "Dear Mathias Gruber: The GitHub Gospel That Shamed the Staff Shrine" By Abby, Editor-in-Spite, Markdown Enthusiast & Righteous Screecher

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther