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🔥 HOT TEA REPORT: Frog Cult Uprising Spills from Shine — Angry Cat Attacked, Tsukimori Catbois Hiss at Admiral’s Betrayal 🔥 Live from the Eye of the Meme Storm – 21/5/2025

Cold Tea & Hot Takes: The Basic Attack Rises from the Ashes By Someone Who Actually Reads Patch Notes – 20/5/2025, Nighttime Edition (tea’s cold, we’re not)

THE CHAOS CHRONICLE — TAVERN LEAKS EDITION “HIDDEN CAMS, BRAIN LAGS, AND THE FOREHEAD FILES: WHO IS WATCHING SEICHI?” By: Definitely Not NindoLeaks (but also yes)

TAVERN LEAKS SPECIAL BULLETIN "SUNSWAP SAGA: Bloodline Theft, Fuzzy Cuffs, and the Betrayal Heard Across Seichi" By: Probably Not an ANBU Intern (Definitely Not Fired Yet)

“Avatar Shift Signals Possible Breakup in the Baraqijal Love Cluster”

“Akatsuki Summit Tournament Announced: Ryo, Rep, and Glory Await”

“Medic Madness: Why Is GoahWay Always Bleeding in the Tavern?”

“Too Old to Genin? The Age-Shame Scandal Rocking Seichi’s Ranks”

“The PolyNinjutsu Chronicles: Baraqijal, Branks, Sota and the Triangle That’s Technically a Pentagon”

“The 500 That Never Was: Global Tavern Unites in Shared Delusion”

"5 Range and a Dream: Kage Loses Mind Over Genjutsu Range, Chaos Ensues"

“The Vanishing Shinobi” — Crisis Ninja: Only 22 Online, and 3 of Them Are Probably Cows

"Repocalypse Now" — Seichi Shinobi Forced to Choose Between Power, Prestige, and Sanity