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🔥 HOT TEA REPORT: Frog Cult Uprising Spills from Shine — Angry Cat Attacked, Tsukimori Catbois Hiss at Admiral’s Betrayal 🔥 Live from the Eye of the Meme Storm – 21/5/2025

on May 20, 2025

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Cold Tea & Hot Takes: The Basic Attack Rises from the Ashes By Someone Who Actually Reads Patch Notes – 20/5/2025, Nighttime Edition (tea’s cold, we’re not)

on May 20, 2025

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THE CHAOS CHRONICLE — TAVERN LEAKS EDITION “HIDDEN CAMS, BRAIN LAGS, AND THE FOREHEAD FILES: WHO IS WATCHING SEICHI?” By: Definitely Not NindoLeaks (but also yes)

on May 19, 2025

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TAVERN LEAKS SPECIAL BULLETIN "SUNSWAP SAGA: Bloodline Theft, Fuzzy Cuffs, and the Betrayal Heard Across Seichi" By: Probably Not an ANBU Intern (Definitely Not Fired Yet)

on May 19, 2025

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“Avatar Shift Signals Possible Breakup in the Baraqijal Love Cluster”

on May 19, 2025

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“Akatsuki Summit Tournament Announced: Ryo, Rep, and Glory Await”

on May 19, 2025

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“Medic Madness: Why Is GoahWay Always Bleeding in the Tavern?”

on May 19, 2025

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“Too Old to Genin? The Age-Shame Scandal Rocking Seichi’s Ranks”

on May 19, 2025

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“The PolyNinjutsu Chronicles: Baraqijal, Branks, Sota and the Triangle That’s Technically a Pentagon”

on May 19, 2025

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“The 500 That Never Was: Global Tavern Unites in Shared Delusion”

on May 19, 2025

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"5 Range and a Dream: Kage Loses Mind Over Genjutsu Range, Chaos Ensues"

on May 19, 2025

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“The Vanishing Shinobi” — Crisis Ninja: Only 22 Online, and 3 of Them Are Probably Cows

on May 19, 2025

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"Repocalypse Now" — Seichi Shinobi Forced to Choose Between Power, Prestige, and Sanity

on May 18, 2025

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🗞️ CATT EMERGENCY UPDATE ❄️ OPERATION: KAGELOCK TERMINATED By Abby, investigative penguin, part-time gossip gremlin

Ladies, jonin, and degenerates of Seichi— he’s gone. Anarchy is no longer Kage of Glacier. Was it a duel? A challenge? A revolution? No. It was prestige. And a penguin. Let me explain. 🐧 CATT INFILTRATION: OPERATION FLIPPERS The moment we saw Anarchy was out, I threw on my best black-and-white feathers and disguised as a penguin, waddled into Glacier's plaza, asking, "What the fork happened with the Kage?" Locals were confused, yes. But helpful? Absolutely. And the gossip we gathered could melt glaciers. 💸 6000 PRESTIGE A DAY KEEPS THE CHALLENGES AWAY Turns out one of the former elders was allegedly feeding Anarchy 6000 prestige daily. How? Who? Through what arcane chakra ritual? No idea. But we have the receipts, baby. Screenshots. Time stamps. The logs glow. And why? To keep challenges off indefinitely. To farm dailies. To squat on the Kage seat like it was a frozen toilet in a prestige hoarder's cabin. One of our sources (censored for prot...

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE – PART II ❄️“Ah Ok”: Interview With a Kage Who Forgets He’s a Kage❄️ By Abby, increasingly unstable gossip operative and prestige truther

After Glacier’s sudden power shift and our bombshell investigation , CATT reached out for an exclusive interview with the man of the hour: Anarchy — the level 80, challenge-locking, prestige-alleged Kage who rules Glacier from under a blanket of silence (and maybe a discount futon). We tried to talk. We really did. But what we got was not so much an interview… as a masterclass in avoidance, emojis, and personality fog. 📍 THE INTERVIEW (Chronologically, Baby) 🕒 [07:52] Abby: “you haven’t answered any of my questions, I can’t do my job like this” Anarchy: “I am reading your CATT, please excuse me” Ah, the sacred art of saying “don’t talk to me, I’m reading the drama you caused.” 🕒 [07:53] Abby: “The masses want to know what are your prestige levels and what’s your skin-care routine” Anarchy: “Ah ok” Just “Ah ok.” Not “here’s my prestige,” not “SPF 30 and blood of my enemies.” Just vibes. Cold ones. 🕒 [08:03] Anarchy, unprovoked: “I didn’t see questi...

🗞️ CATT EXCLUSIVE ❄️“Apoc will make Glacier great again”: The Note, the Kage, and the Billion-Pt Prestige Blockade❄️ By Abby, gossipist, embedded ninja snitch, and chakra-based insomnia case

We received a note. It was vague, panicked, possibly cursed. It said a guy named Anarchy had taken over as Kage of Glacier. That Bara got kicked from ANBU leadership . That the BDC board got wiped . And that Apoc is now in Glacier . I nodded like I knew what it meant. Then I realized I had no fork-clue what any of it meant. So we did what we do best: we sniffed around and found a black ice avalanche of chaos. Let’s set the scene: 🧊 Anarchy — Level 80, Glacier ninja, allegedly prestige-rich, politically violent. 🧊 Challenges? Locked. 🧊 Status? ASLEEP. Literally. 🧊 Message board? “Apoc will make Glacier great again.” Someone’s campaign slogan is now official village doctrine. Cool. 🧊 Prestige? An anonymous screenshot we got at 3am from someone named “t3nT4cLEh0e” shows a prestige stat of 927,653,841,236 Is it real? No one knows. Did we question it? No. We screamed, poured tea on it, and printed it in bold. CATT does not fact-check—we impact-check. ...

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