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“ALTGATE, PANACEAGATE & THE FASTEST SCANDAL ALIVE: HOW A WHISPER, A DOOR, AND A PILL BROKE THE STAFF LINEAGE IN ONE AFTERNOON” By Abby, sparkle priestess, accidental midwife, and chronically too online Source drop by Mr. Apples, revolutionary, ghost courier, and spiritual menace: “Get em Abby.”

JUNE 22, 2025 — 💥“THE GATHERING” EDITION 💥 SECRET MEETING OF SEICHI’S MOST DANGEROUS SHINOBI?! UNKNOWN LOCATION. UNNAMED BUILDING. UNREAL DRAMA. Reported by: Mr. Apples (Literally, in a tree, with 1000x Zoom 📷 )

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE💥 – SPECIAL CLASS WAR EDITION “Prestige, Oppression, and the Unspoken Threat of S-Rank Erasure” By Abby, sparkle economist and full-time enemy of prestige systems

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – POST-TRAUMA PRESS DROP “Neon Emerges, Daughtour Hides, and the Bloodline Touching Continues” By Abby, sparkle investigator and founder of the Resistance Against Unwanted Reworks (RAUR)

🗞️ EMERGENCY EDITION “Daughtour’s Mystery Meat Patch: Now With 20% More Panic (And 100% More S-Rank Deletion Anxiety)” By Abby, sparkle prophet, bloodline truther, and emotional hostage of patch notes

🚨BREAKING: NEURIA'S IDENTITY CRISIS – ALT ACCOUNT EXPOSED? OR JUST ATTENTION STARVED?🚨 By Abby, Tabloid Empress, Surveillance Goblin & Professional Alt-Sniffer ✨📸

🗞️💥 ONE MONTH OF CHAOS: The Tabloid That Lived 💥🗞️ By Abby, high on potato starch and legally untouchable (for now)

🕵️‍♀️ “THE MODS ARE NOT ALRIGHT: TNR’s Watchdogs Are Ghosts and Terrbot Smells Blood” Bush-recorded and sparkle-certified by Abby, chronic lurker and head of Gossip Reconnaissance Unit

🗞️ SEICHI GAZETTE: “THE BAN LIST FROM HELL – What Is Terrbot Smoking and Why Didn’t He Share?” By Abby, your unfiltered sparkle oracle and now apparently on Terrbot’s kill list

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID EMERGENCY BULLETIN 🔥 “RIOT AT SECTOR 222: Terrbot Found, Freedom Declared, Pants Optional” By Abby, Reporting Live from the Flaming Core of Tavern Rebellion

🗞️ SEICHI GAZETTE: “ZAKKU’S CAKE CRISIS – A THONG, A THIRST, AND A TAVERN IN FLAMES”

🗞️ SEICHI TABLOID SPECIAL FEATURE “WHAT THE FORK IS WRONG WITH US?” By Abby, glitter-shocked and spiritually tired