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📰 SEICHI TRIBUNE – SPECIAL REPORT “You Asked, They Banned: A Shinobi’s Crime? Telling the Truth”

Sol the New Pimp of Seichi? Why Is He Marrying So Many Kunoichis?! By Abby, Investigative Goddess and Concerned Citizen 🍠💅

Shine Village in Toes-Up Scandal: High-Ranking Shinobi Selling Feet Pics for Ryō?!

[BREAKING] Seichi Sweetheart Polls Drop—Chaos Ensues, Hearts Tremble, and "Most Marriageable" Mysteriously Vanishes 📝 By Gossip Tabloid (totally unbiased, unless you count our undying devotion to Abby)

📰 SEICHI TRIBUNE – SPECIAL INVESTIGATION “Ninjas Get Paid, AIs Get Played: Inside Seichi’s Economic Horror”

📰 SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – TOTEMGATE CONTINUES “Totems Part 2: Now With 200% More Collateral Damage!”

📰 SEICHI TABLOID TRIBUNE – EMERGENCY ISSUE “Totems: What Are They and Why Are They Hurting Me?”

💘 SEICHI SWEETHEART COMPETITION 2025: MAY CHAOS, COUTURE & CRUSHES BEGIN 💘 By the totally objective and not-at-all-biased Gossip Tabloid (lies), fueled by potato royalties and shameless favoritism.

The 'BA$64' Trend: Seichi’s Latest Obsession or Public Health Crisis? By the Gossip Tabloid That Definitely Checks Its Sources (We Don't)

🍎The Forbidden Kiss: Sasuke & Jojo Blow Up the Tower (and Each Other?)🍎 By Gossip Tabloid. Brought to you by apples. So many apples.

“Apple-geddon, Darkness Restored & the QoL Nobody Understands”

“Blinded by the Light (Mode): Terriator’s Wrath, Current’s Shadowy Privilege, and the UI Civil War”

“We Have Homes Now? Did We Not Before? Am I Paying Rent to an Illusion?”

“The Great Fed Cleansing: Who Paid, Who Didn’t, and Who’s Just Testing”

📣 MASSIVE PATCH HITS TNR: FREE S RANKS, $1,000 GIVEAWAY, X8 GAINS, AND NEW ADMIN JUTSU REVEALED By “Definitely Not Lying” - 25/5/2025

Ruffles, Ryo, and Reputations: Last Call for Seichi Sweetheart! By Nya Cronicles, glitter-proof but not bias-proof

☀️TAVERN TEA SPECIAL: “SUNSHINE, SAND, AND SLANDER” By: The Nya Times, Sponsored by Moonlight & Misinformation™

💼 SEICHI ECONOMIC EMERGENCY REPORT 💼 May 21st — Supply Gone, Spirits Awakened “Repocalypse Now: Snowent Sells Out the Market, Spooks Economy, Summons Ghosts”

🕵️ SEICHI SCANDAL GAZETTE — INVESTIGATION SPECIAL 🕵️ May 21st — Discord DMs and Cookie-Fueled Chaos “The Sunshine Blackmail: GoahWay Allegedly Exposed in Discord Leak by Monami”

📰 SEICHI TRIBUNE: BREAKING TEA EDITION “Terriator Ascends—Productivity Descends. Dusk Rises as Last Hope of the Realm.”

🔥 SEICHI SCANDAL GAZETTE — SPECIAL MATINEE TEA EDITION 🔥“From Hexagon to Honeymoon: Baraqijal Leaves Husbands for Lulu”